soggy sausage

male version of wet fish. Were their partner does all the work during sex an the dude just lyes there doing nothing.
jimmy "how was last night with John"
Emma "it was awful again"
Jimmy "aww why was it the sex ?"
Emma "yeahh he just lyed there again"
Jimmy " that dude is such a soggy sausage"
by xkatherinex September 13, 2010
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Sausage Stew

When you show up to a hot tub, only to have it be seen that there are more then just one overweight man, but a few of them and no women.

-Doesn't always need to be overweight men.
Hey dude wanna go in the hot tub with me?

Nah, Man it's a "Sausage Stew" in there!
by DiabeticMikeM February 02, 2010
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vienna sausage

I wouldn't bother with him Judy, he's packing a Vienna Sausage.
by afsfcop September 09, 2005
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sausage queen

a girl (often attractive, but sometimes not) who trolls male dominated subcultures (ie: video games, RPGs, hardcore, metal) for desperate males. Thier victims are usually "dorky" young men who don't have much experience with women (due to being part of a male dominated subculture) and are desperate for female attention. They play on these mens desire to meet a female who "understands them" and "is into the same stuff", and then manipulate them into servitude. Some use sex, some don't even have to go that far. Once they have acquired whatever they want from the victim, they split and leave him brokenhearted. They usually cheat on them, often with thier freinds/other guys in thier respective subculture. Sausage Queens are quite often found on the internet. They're known to go on message boards where they know desperate dorky guys frequent and announce that they are female. They tend to have "girl" in thier username. They're also known to post scantily clad/nude pictures of themselves. She becomes the center of attention and has her pick of victims.
"look at that girl over there, with the 6 guys following her around. .what a sausage queen"
by kijima November 15, 2006
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square sausage

A ingredient of a sottish breakfast fry up. Really a lump of sausage meat that is fried or grilled and served up with your bacon, eggs, sausage, fried bread, tomatoes etc. Not recommended for those with heart trouble
I had breakfast with square sausage in Glasgow this morning
by Kenh October 03, 2007
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Siamese Sausages

“Dude I was in the shower yesterday and couldn’t help but notice that Seth and Lance have Siamese Sausages. They even feel the same, bro!”
by Lil’ Bonner March 28, 2021
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sausage nipper

A young homosexual with a natural ability/willingness to perform oral sex on men.

Note: Gay men will point out sausage nippers to others by making a slurp sound, or another sexually insinuative gesture.
You find me a freakish, animalistic lover, and I'll get you a yummy little sausage nipper.
by Large One July 29, 2005
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