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Samsonite syndrome

people who tan WAAAAAAAY too much and have leathery skin like a suitcase.
did you see that old cougar at the pool? She totally has Samsonite syndrome, all she needs is a handle.
by tamtamcracker August 10, 2009
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The Samboni Surprise

Background: A proven defensive strategy in ultimate frisbee, occurring when the defensive team dupes the offensive team to throw a floaty huck to a seemingly "wide-open" receiver.

Setup: A player on the defensive team stays back on the kickoff, while the other six players on the defensive team run down the field and match up in man-man defense. The defensive player that did not run down stands near the live sideline, and pretends to not pay attention to the action on the field.

The Play: Once an offensive cutter starts to go deep, his defender releases and the offensive player appears to be wide open. As the offensive thrower gains recognition of his teammate streaking deep unguarded, he is beside himself with joy and locks in on his receiver. As he winds up for a shot of glory, the thrower has one last thought before he releases the disc, "Man, he is so wide open. I better not overthrow this guy. All I got to do is float it." The pins are set as this last minute thought changes the trajectory of the thrower's huck. The defensive player that didn't run down on the kickoff, stops eating a turkey sub and springs into action. The offensive cutter at this point is trotting to meet the floaty disc with a waist-high pancake catch. He does not sense the poaching defender's presence until it's too late. The poaching defender follows to sky the bejeezus out of the lackadaisical cutter resulting in a change of possession.

There are no recorded accounts of this play ever failing.
The Short List of The Samboni Surprise:

Chain Lightning vs Ironside (Club Nationals - 2007)
Wisconsin vs. Colorado (College Nationals - 2008)
Chilipeno vs. Osama bin Huckin' (11th Place Game BUDA Summer League 2009)
Smoke Shak vs. DoubleWide (South Regionals 2010)
Smoke Shak vs. DoubleWide (a few points later, South Regionals 2010)
Chain Lightning vs. Revolver (Club Nationals 2010)
Bucket vs. Colin McIntyre (Club Nationals 2010)
McAIRenson vs. Agent Orange (CCC 2010)
by flyme25 November 21, 2010
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samsung blackjack

A new PDA phone that is offered by Cingular that is the most awesome phone ever. It has a music player and it is comparable to the Moto Q--and is made by a better company. It also is known as a mini computer that uses the internet. It is the blackjack because of it's color and its ability to do five things at once.
All the people in the ghetto wants one of those samsung blackjack phones--it's the new thing.
by A. N. O'nymous January 1, 2007
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Samsung

A company that produces a fine seris of phones including the new matrix phone.
Samsung phones are the bomb!
by Seamans February 11, 2006
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Samsung Galaxy S9+

First Samsung smartphone to defeat the iPhone.
Bob (2018) - Let me guess you just got the best phone ever?

Sam (2018) - I got the Samsung Galaxy S9+.

Bob (2018) - I knew I was right...
by xexoticlegendx May 31, 2018
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Samsung

Samsung is a better cheaper version than what you call an iPhone. Samsung's are cheap have better storage and have good quality.
Hey bro I just got an iPhone.

Slap!
Hey what was that for .
One you got an iPhone 2 Samsung have better quality.
Dam!I should of got a Samsung.
by diego dat one persone January 25, 2020
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Sampson

Sampson. "Better than Lassie." He is that "one in a million" dog. Loved and adored by everyone he meets. Black beauty. Long beautiful jet black furr with a smiling face. Adores his owner who he warships every step she takes. A loyal and loving companion who brings years of memories that will be treasured forever. He lives not for himself, but his master. The one he loves. Obedient like a robot and will wiggle his whole body when he greets you at the door like he has not seen you in years. He lives just to make his owner happy. He is a bed hog though...but he does it all. His greatest joy in life is his the owner...and going to the dog park with her. The girl he loves....
"Sampson.....wanna go to the "park"?
by Sampson's queen..... April 28, 2012
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