Sneaky Salmon

The action of sneaking up behind an unsuspecting individual and then inserting one hand between that person's knees and then slapping the insides of their legs while traveling upwards, mimicking a salmon swimming upstream.

Hey bro, can you video this dudes face while I dish him up a sneaky salmon.

by Fat2Flat April 23, 2017

Salmon Underwear

Underwear that has been left out for awhile and is getting crusty

Dude, don't touch those panties, they are salmon underwear.

by originalgansta February 9, 2012

Salmon truck

Having or planning to have a one night stand. Usually used as a code word.

"Pump those breaks! Salmon truck is hard to stop!"

"I think I'm about to drive the salmon truck."

by On the streets August 20, 2013

Salmon Pants

An obnoxious country club white guy from the south. You will find him typically wearing a Vineyard Vines polo with SALMON colored pants - his date or girlfriend will be wearing a Lilly Pulitzer dress. He will have long'ish sun bleached hair (from all the days spent on the golf course or on the rivah). He belongs to a fraternity, wears his class ring and usually supports the SEC. Typically of the Republican political persuasion.

Oh God, here come's the Salmon Pants...

I would never join that club - it's full of Salmon Pants!

by TV News Chick May 9, 2020

sockeye salmon

very similiar to the flailing salmon but the sex is anal rather than vaginal.

After years of perfecting the Flailing Salmon, Jim finally got up enough nerve to try the Sockeye Salmon. He dropped more loads than UPS.

by feeldasteel October 14, 2008

devastated salmon

A gay guy who has his mouth always open for the purposes of oral sex

Kyle is a devastated salmon

by Knob gagger May 23, 2019

Hot Salmon

The ripe smell of fresh sex that took place in a hot car or a hot room.

This room smells like hot salmon. Who’s been fucking in here?

I just fucked Rachel in the backseat before picking up my mom at work. She could smell hot salmon as soon as she got in.

I don’t know why but my uncles house always smells like hot salmon.

by Eaton Holgoode June 14, 2018