rubert

A person who doesn’t know how or where to wipe their touchdown zone after taking a plopper

Rubert is stupid

by Pulcher July 19, 2022

RubenO.S

rubens lore

you think RubenO.S is only a clown right?, NO!, you are so fucking wrong bitch, this guy is actually the Gsu's lover, And we have more!, you can see him in the #report-players chat his 90% of time, and always for the same reason spam, wanna know something funny?, this guy abuses even more than 3 spammers together

Also ruben is so fucking gay for using axl

by user29302930920329030293029302 December 15, 2022

Ruben

A man of Mexican heritage that knows nothing about anything yet assumes all knowing wisdom about all subjects.

Can you believe that Ruben thinks he can heal a broken leg by doing leg lifts?

by RubenWrangler January 4, 2023

ruben

the whitest boy on the planet, although he's mexican he's whiter than the white poop on the floor from the step brothers movie. he tries to act hard but he's not, I can literally beat him up w my pinky toe. he has "so many gfs" and he thinks its a flex but its really not, he's the most embarrassing person, dont fall for him because aint nobody want a guy like him to break they corazon.

Girl 1: Rubens kinda cute...
Girl 2: dont ever say that again if you want to continue being friends

by brothaaaaa October 6, 2023

Max Rubenis

Max generally has a HUMONGUS shlong

Omg max Rubenis it's so HUMONGOUS

by Maxiscoolandhasbigdick October 28, 2021

Vermont Ruben

When you're devouring a women's vagina and the pussy flaps are very sour and roast beef like texture

Danny went down on Sally and was surprised to find a Vermont Ruben

by Bunz69 April 2, 2022

Josh ruben Patterson

A very sexy boy with a great sense of humor and is totally cool

Look it's Josh ruben Patterson he's so cool and smart!

by The true narrator April 15, 2022