A small city in northern california known for its friendly people, good wine, gangsters, and high percentage of mexican people. Everyone loves the mexican people though, so its okay. Very famous for harmony festival and other pimp things like that.
wheres that sexy guy over there from?
from santa rosa, of course!
oh yeah!
where can i get some good bud?
santa rosa OG that shit is chronic
oh yeah!
from santa rosa, of course!
oh yeah!
where can i get some good bud?
santa rosa OG that shit is chronic
oh yeah!
by ebvdabvelkcbedrejicbrwlqbc March 9, 2011
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The local population worships and provides frequent human sacrifices of newborn infants to their "Park Lake" (this is also to encourage tourism, without which the people would go without food for lack of fast-food-eateries). The population has found a feasible way to meet the demand of these sacrifices by turning to the female teenagers of the ancient High School to crap out babies like nobodies business.
As a side-note, most inhabitants wish to be born of African-American decent (and speak as Tyler-Perry rejects to satisfy this fantasy)
also see shit, gay, poophole, Lesbians, shiny things, anus, conceded, FOOTBALL!!!!!
If passing through New Mexico and along route 66 and you come to a sign that reads "Santa Rosa", it is advised to quickly roll up your window as to avoid filling your lungs with noxious gas (turn off your gaydar as it may explode from overloading).
The local population worships and provides frequent human sacrifices of newborn infants to their "Park Lake" (this is also to encourage tourism, without which the people would go without food for lack of fast-food-eateries). The population has found a feasible way to meet the demand of these sacrifices by turning to the female teenagers of the ancient High School to crap out babies like nobodies business.
As a side-note, most inhabitants wish to be born of African-American decent (and speak as Tyler-Perry rejects to satisfy this fantasy)
also see shit, gay, poophole, Lesbians, shiny things, anus, conceded, FOOTBALL!!!!!
If passing through New Mexico and along route 66 and you come to a sign that reads "Santa Rosa", it is advised to quickly roll up your window as to avoid filling your lungs with noxious gas (turn off your gaydar as it may explode from overloading).
Tourist one: "Look honey!.... a lake!"
Tourist two: "What's that floating there in the distance?"
Tourist one: "What is it?"
Tourist two: "I believe its..."
Tourist one: "A what dear?"
Tourist two: "Well I believe It's a stink pickle"
Tourist one: "Santa Rosa, New Mexico is so lovely"
Tourist two: "What's that floating there in the distance?"
Tourist one: "What is it?"
Tourist two: "I believe its..."
Tourist one: "A what dear?"
Tourist two: "Well I believe It's a stink pickle"
Tourist one: "Santa Rosa, New Mexico is so lovely"
by happywhiteguy October 16, 2009
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by zach March 11, 2005
Get the rosag mug.Located in Santa Rosa, this Junior College(also known to locals as the 'JC') is where people go when they don't have enough money for a university or just have no life goals in general. Students find everything about this Junior college to be nice... except the part when they realize they are in a Junior College.
Professor: So Max, its your senior year, where does a young, bright man like yourself have in plan for the upcoming year.
Max: Oh, well I think I'm going to take some classes at the Santa Rosa Junior College and maybe get a part time job.
Professor: All of my work-- Wasted! Get out!
Max: Oh, well I think I'm going to take some classes at the Santa Rosa Junior College and maybe get a part time job.
Professor: All of my work-- Wasted! Get out!
by SRJCstudent December 24, 2010
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Get the Rosalee mug.Rosalina is a character from Super Mario Galaxy. She is a wise and beautiful person, who is very cute in my personal opinion. She wears a beautiful teal dress and has a star broche. She even has some gold earrings. Rosalina is also the watcher of the galaxy, as well as competition against Peach for Mario. I really think she deserves more love and a new whole galaxy!
Jim: "Rosalina is so cute!"
Deron: "I love her teal dress and wise personality!"
J.T: "I couldn't agree more"
Deron: "I love her teal dress and wise personality!"
J.T: "I couldn't agree more"
by revolver196831 July 14, 2020
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