The Rectal Renaissance

When a man inserts his index and middle fingers into his parters anus, pulls it out, thrust his hand into the air and screams, "Shit by any other name would smell just as foul!"

Don't shake Ron's hand, he still has shit under his fingernails from the Rectal Rennasiannce.

by Anonymous January 5, 2003

rectal terrorist

A man who hits on other men for anal sex.

That rectal terrorist was hitting on Tom at the bar all night.

by Cartman69 March 15, 2005

rectal-cranial inversion

a serious medical condition, wherein your cranium, or brain, has changed places with your rectum, or asshole. it can lead to jail time, unwanted pregnancy, divorce, loss of job and/or income, and public embarrassment.

joey: oh man, i can't believe i broke up with chloe; she's the best thing that ever happened to me. how could i be so stupid?
zoey: you may have been suffering from rectal-cranial inversion. you may still be. consult your psychologist or your proctologist as soon as possible.
joey: thanks, you're a real pal. i guess i need a tractor.
zoey: for what?
joey: to pull my head out of my ass!!
zoey: true dat.

by earpuller May 18, 2006

rastafarian

Origins in Jamaca and deeply rooted in africa culture, this religion was the medium for those who opposed the oppression of Babylon, to speak out and live a rightious life as it is written, whilst beeing proud of their own roots and movements.
Rasta eat a diet of veg fruit and fish, keep their bodies mind and sould healthy by staying active in global issues, and moving to brake the shackles of Babylons oppression. One method to this freedom is Ganja, which is believed to have gorwn on King Solomons' grave. Ganja lets the Rasta see what Babylon denies because of their greed and corruption. (Babylon refers directly to white oppression against the black ppl at the time of this movement; and now represents global oppression and repression).

"say I hear the voice of a rastaman say, babylon yo' throne gone down..."

I and I 'no one love; yag't one fear: JAH Rastafari

by zebraboy November 18, 2004

restart elite

the restart elite is an elite that exists only in halo: reach. it is an elite that does not wear any armor and is armed with only a combat knife, is invincible and can kill you in one stab and makes you restart the entire campaign(hence the name restart elite) you can usually tell that he is making an attack by the disturbed song indestructable before he enters the game. his appearances are extremely rare. also, he deranks you to recruit and takes away your armor and credits.

the restart elite will kill everything you love, give you HIV, tell your grandmother dead baby jokes until she has a stroke and throw your cat at a ceiling fan

by jorjor218 June 29, 2011

Rectagina

(rek'ta·jî'nə) n. A woman who is so loose, her rectum has actually joined with her vagina. See Tuula

"Dang baby! That's a huge rectagina!"
"What the hell is that? Some kinda rectagina?"

by Brock "Dirty Sanchez" Otten July 19, 2004

Restaurant groups

Found only on roblox, these steaming piles of dogshit take on the form of a fictional or real "restaurant" that promises a "unforgettable" experience in reality just inducing child labor and making them look like a gmod darkrp moderator.

Games usually consist of "Frappe" or something similar that's atrocious. The servers consist of several trolls, five staff who lack access to mod commands and 2 high ranks who take everything seriously like it's a personal attack.

Shitty rules like not being able to order over 3 things, typing in caps, standing on the counter or even just using a glitch.

Troll: CAN I ORDER RAT PISS
Restaurant groups: W1. Don't spam caps.
Troll: W1. Don't warn
Restaurant groups: W3. Kicking for impersonation

by trollface moment June 10, 2020