Microwaveable Regret

When you heat something up in the microwave but before the timer goes off you realize that you don’t want it anymore . Often occurs late at night when you want to indulge.

Noah had microwaveable regret when he heated up the pizza past midnight but decided not to indulge.

by Jummy12 July 30, 2021

Regret

A strong word and a real emotion .
Meaning you made so many mistakes and you have no idea how to fix them and all the dumb cunts that helped you make them fucked off.

P1: WHATS THE WORD?
P2: overwhelmed?
P1: no

P2: angry?
P1: no

P2: HURT?
P1:no
P2 : REGRET ?
P1: YES Most DEFINITELY!!!!!

by 911111101010101 March 29, 2019

shave regret

The feeling of regret after you shave off your beard and realize it was the source of your attractiveness and you look way worse without it.

Often occurs when shaving to kick off Movember.

As I gazed at my new baby face in the mirror I was filled with shave regret.

by vanbarbecue November 1, 2017

Post-panda regret

The immediate feeling of misery and regret after eating Panda Express. Primarily occurs after consuming a “Plate” or “Bigger Plate” with Orange Chicken or Beijing Beef as an entree. Abbreviated as PPR.

Guy 1: Let’s go out for some drinks!

Guy 2: Nah man, I have Post-Panda Regret. I can’t move.

by Cotriangulation June 4, 2025

Regretment

When you resent and regret meeting a coworker.

I have a regretment about showing him how to do his job.

by TOPHAND February 29, 2024

regret

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“ari”
“what’s that?”
“a regret”

by sophi wolfhard October 5, 2022

gram regrets

That feeling of regret when you post an instagram and it does not get a lot of likes

" Suz, I have major gram regrets. Should I delete the photo?"

by Mary Bee September 22, 2016