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Rotting cougar

When sleeping with an older woman you vomit on her chest then slap her in the stomach and when the vomit splashes everywhere you take your hands and rub them through her hair. After doing so proceed to crouch over her face and take a messy shit all over her mouth and rub the fecal matter in every open orifice possible, including ear canals.
Mrs. Tennenbaum's husband wont make her into a rotting cougar, what a pussy!
by Cick February 19, 2010
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ratzinger

ratzinger is also known as ratslayer, or boyfucker. other commonly used phrases are ''omnipotent boy stretcher''
''holy fat-heAD'' ''raboni'' or pope beneDICK...the 16th time we've busted fucking children
''yes your honor, I was indeed ratzinger ed , I now shit like a loose moose's caboose''
or
holy batman mother! He just walked in and with 2 sharp rights he successfully ratzinger ed 16 boys in less than a minute. Much like a sneezing fit
by humantheism October 4, 2010
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bed rotting

The Gen Z term for staying in bed for days on end binging on Netflix, Tik Tok and Hinge as examples.
Hey man, where have you been? I haven’t seen you in ages.

Sorry brother, I’ve been bed rotting for the last week.
by Chriso! June 2, 2023
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asshole rating

A determinate rating of the level of contemptibility of a person, as decided by his/her peers; measured from 0.0 to 100.0, where 100.0 is the highest/most.
Joseph's asshole rating has been decided: 34.4
by Kiko February 1, 2004
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Fat Potential Rating, FPR

A Rating System developed by Dr. L. R. to give an accurate rating of the potential weight capacity level of a female. It is based on the principle that a woman will get fatter as she grows older, the only question is how much.

The formula is yet to be released but it is known that the base mathematics involves calculating a woman's current height and weight along with that of her parent's current weight and height. There is a complex measurement of stress as well because it is a known fact that stressed women have the potential of getting fat.
Betty is very skinny now but due to her FPR (Fat Potential Rating, FPR) of 4.3 she has a high chance of becoming quite obese by the age of 33.
by Jack Nubs December 9, 2008
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Rating Scale

A scale invented by Bruce and Steve to rate the appearence of womans around the Illinois and Missouri area.
9- Nina...ultimate rating for girl
8- Rightness
7- Right
6- Alright
5- Hurt
4 Hurtness (See Definition)
3 Rancid
2 ManBeast, MoLoch (See mortal Kombat deadly alliance
by Steve January 5, 2004
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Rating Agency

A 'rating agency' is a collective name for a group of arseholes that issue negative ratings to countries, companies and investment vehicles in order to enable their clients, especially banks, to asset strip them.
I see X rating agency have downgraded Y's sovereign debt...the banks are going to force the sale of public assets on the people, mark my words!
by Chris Biscuts January 29, 2012
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