Queef

Queef: 1. When you feel a breeze eminating from between a womans thighs, accompanied by the sound of music (like the decrecendo of a trombone playing a bar of quarter notes). 2. A vaginal fart. 3. The two point conversion made following a touchdown.

Christopher was so gay, I told him to go out in the yard when he Queefs.

by Breezy thighs September 8, 2020

queef

when lexi acidently farts and periodt blood starts to squirt out while she farts

lexi: GUYS IM ABOUT TO QUEEFE!!!! *squirts pussy blood everywhere*

by ilovejhourneifartqueef990000 January 21, 2022

Queef

A fart from the vagina! AKA a VART! I love to queef!

by Anonymous September 16, 2002

queef

a pussy fart which usually involves a great amount of embarrassment for both sexes.

"I just queefed like a big jewish giraffe."

by xCaptainx February 8, 2008

Queef

A wet ripp from the vaginal area, most often caused from penile penetration.

oH GOD!!! her queef smelled like bologne!!!

by Eveve May 17, 2003

Queef

A pussy fart that happens sometimes when a guys pulls out his dick...

Sarah can queef on command....

by Rebecca November 17, 2003

queef

Air pressure differences.

Go study it in physics!

by benjaminfox July 13, 2004