quape

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1. To be glomped, mass hugged, or boarder line dry humped.

2. A grape that isnt fare trade

1:
person 1: Hay I walked into work today and was qaped by Jen, Alan and Bill...
Person 2: Lucky sod!

2:
Person 1:

Is that wine fair trade?
Person 2:
No Its Quaped

by Rubium November 17, 2009

Quelp

In the event that lint attaches itself to the hair twixt the butt cheeks, such an attachment is commonly called a "quelp." Quelps are analogous to the hair that inhabits the belly button.

Dude, I must have scraped a fist-full of quelp out of my crack!

The quelp is like unto the bat. They both dwell in dark caverns and hang poised over piles of shit.

I just bought new underwear and I have been pulling quelps out of my butt all day.

by Martison Bralex January 7, 2009

Quap

Noun- the small bump between a gender neutral persons legs.

I’m gonna pull down that radical feminists pants and expose her quap to the world.

by Orangutang May 16, 2018

sausage queafer

A sausage queafer is someone that may or may not be a girl who "queafs" (farts) on a sausage or multiple sausage at the same time.

hey brian, stop *queafing* on my sausage thats my breakfast you smelley sausage queafer.


* ( queafing meaning farting)

by jeff x May 4, 2005

quear munch

a quear that munches on other quears

one quear munching on other quears

by xXcrack3erXx January 2, 2010

queasadilla

a quesadilla that induces queasiness upon consumption= queasadilla

these Taco Bell queasadillas might be cheap and filling, but they are tearing a hole in my duodenum.

by vannnnn February 9, 2010

Querp

A bitch burp.

Dude, did you just querp? You burp like a girl.

by jayjay12 March 29, 2013