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Quakered

A term used to describe hard beating. Used often in video games in place of "raped".
Wow that kid just got quakered. Get quakered scrub. Its quaker time.
by Restaurante October 16, 2008
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Quakertown

A town in which there are only two police cars and the rest are undercover, such as the yellow colbolt (TOTAL BAMF). Where friday nights consist of getting baked somewhere within the vicinity of the local shopping plaza, and paying $9 to get a ticket for a movie you don't plan on watching. The education here is SPECFUCKINGTACULAR, i mean nothing beats having a butch dyke as your high school principal. I guess one could sum this town up in just a few words, "worst fucking town in america."
Dan: I live in Quakertown!
Andrew: It's lynching time
by EternalReq December 9, 2008
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quakeawake

A stimulus whip people need to act and react and do what needs to be done on matters that are in dire need of attention/help (welfare, healthcare, education, infrastructure, etc.), before disasters strike (i. e. fires, tsunamis, earthquakes, etc.).
- Why is it that only when some kind of calamity happens, we feel the humanitarian compassion to help others every way we can! Do we really have to wait for a quakeawake to help each other? couldn't it be done on a day to day basis? I think so, don't you?
by Cybercass January 18, 2010
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National Fuck a Can of Quaker Oats and Don't Pull Out Day

Every year on april 13th, you must fuck a can of Quaker Oats and not pull out.
Mike- It's national fuck a can of Quaker oats and don't pull out day

Dave- oh nice
by Professor Oat April 12, 2017
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Quakemeister

Someone who, after the occurence of a minor earthquake, takes it upon themself to check every website, newspaper, and TV station, for news on the said earthquake and pass the info on to friends or anyone else who will listen for that matter, and perceives it as a major historical event.
Person 1: Hey, I think my house shook last night. Weird hey?
Persone 2: It totally did dude, I checked the news, google and radio it was a 2.1. No major injuries or damage were sustained.
Person 1: Cara, you're a total quakemeister.
by Cheryl Mc February 8, 2009
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Quaneca

beautiful, artistic, and popular, always looks on the bright side of life
Quaneca has a great body and loves to party
by Peter 84 February 5, 2010
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Quakebooking

the act of constantly updating your facebook status about aftershocks after an earthquake
stop Quakebooking we all felt it you retard! we dont need facebook to tell us!!
by thousymantis May 20, 2011
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