Cunt Puddle 

The pool of juice that resides at the base of a girls feet when she becomes highly aroused.

Girl: Can we move to another area of the bar? I just saw Ben Te'o and left a dirty big cunt puddle here

Cunt Puddle by Big Dawgy Dawg 69 September 15, 2012

puddle-of-dick 

The act of being in an extreme state of drunkeness; to stumble around heavily intoxicated mumbling incomprehensivly; To be stooped over in a puddle of your own vomit without the knowlege of your current situation

1)After 10 shots of Jose Cuervo and 5 glasses of scotch on the rocks, Mark ended up as a puddle-of-dick last night.

2)"Dude, check out that puddle-of-dick, no way is he getting it up tonight"

puddle-of-dick by Brisk! September 18, 2006

puddle 

To consume a large amount of alcohol and/or pot, and become inebriated to the point where you just sit/lay there not doing anything.

"Shit man, you were a puddle last night"

puddle by shooster November 5, 2005

Puddle Head 

Dumbass kids who wear upside down visors, trying to look cool.

"Hey puddle head....fuck you!"

Puddle Head by Ill Bill December 7, 2003

Lust puddles 

Lust puddles' is a mental state in which you go completely crazy over someone because of their looks.
You don't claim to love them, or like them you just have very *bad* urges to well..
Leap..attack..rape..whateverr..

Me:OMG..Lust Puddles
Criss:Lust what..?
Me:Look it up in urban dictionary
Criss:Oh okay then..wait- you wanna rape me..?
Me:Hell yes.

Lust puddles by Sierra D: December 29, 2007

cuddle puddle 

when a bunch of kids on e cuddle together, usually at a rave

yo man, i was in this amazing cuddle puddle-it felt sooooo good.

cuddle puddle by jyryd February 7, 2006

Cuddle Puddle 

Cuddle Puddle (n.) - An extended period of time during which two or more individuals come together in a warm fuzzy heap on a couch/under a blanket and watch movies and/or play games together whilst snuggling.

Me: I'm so stressed out! What can I do?!

Friend: Let's schedule a cuddle puddle tonight at 8! We can watch chick flicks and play rummy!

Me: Great! I need someone to snuggle me!

Cuddle Puddle by Jek-Jek Marie September 18, 2011