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Hey! He's protecting in diep, hes a potatotomato
by Wash [HC] November 29, 2020
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Painting the Prostate

When one man/buddy takes testosterone cream and puts it on his index or middle finger, inserts it into another man’s anus (usually a work out buddy or team mate), and massages his prostate with the T-cream. Common practice among bodybuilders, and infamous by the fake doctor of the Biogenesis saga.

He would “paint the prostate” of some MLB players and other high end clientele.

Also known as “finger painting”, “prostate painting”, “Dr. T’ing the A” or “rounding 5th base”
#prostate painting #Dr. T in the A #rounding 5th base, #taintpaint, #PPP - professionalprostateplayer, #RPO - Real Players Only, #BiogenesisButtExam #RealProstatesOnly
Aroid: Hey Dr. T, I want cheat my sport more and hit more home runs. Can we do another session?

Dr.T: Of course, Alex. I cannot get enough of seeing your asshole. Bend over and spread your ass cheeks so I can stick my finger in your ass with illegal steroid cream, you know as “painting the prostate”.

Aroid: OMG….I love these “doctor” visits. Will this get me in the Hall of Fame?

Dr. T: Of course not, you stupid fuck

Aroid: Does this make me gay?

Dr. T: Definitely. This makes us BOTH gay.
by Mixsey February 28, 2019
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prostitot

all of the little freshman girls who wear way too much make-up, wear their itty bitty hollister and abercrombie clothes, have even littler titties, and do it with every upper classman who can't get any from any other girl in school.
Girl one: Damn that little prostitot needs to put on some clothes!
Girl two: you know all the ugly upper classman like it
by cheer_chick422 March 29, 2009
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Prostitot

underage teenagers who are dressed like hookers.
Did you see that girl in the leather boots and halter top. What a prostitot.
by BlackWillow June 26, 2009
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Prostate pool

A sex act that requires the submissive partner to receive anal penetration by a penis, a sex toy or any other improvised device. In so doing, the prostate is prodded, much in the way that a pool ball is struck by the pool cue.
Homosexual Man 1: "How about a game of prostate pool?"
Homosexual Man 2: "That sounds mighty fine. Are you going to put a pool cue up my ass?"
Homosexual Man 1: "I was kinda thinking of using a baseball bat instead."
by giardiaman December 11, 2013
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Prostate Pry Bar

When a man holds in a shit, let's the tip out, and sucks it back in repeatedly to scrape the prostate gland.
I used the trusty Prostate Pry Bar to get myself off.
by Gognoggler April 29, 2015
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prostitot bop

prostitute+tot= Prostitotbop

a young girl (a tot) who is a massive slut. (prostitute bop)
prostitot bop anyone whos under 18 that dresses, acts or partakes in acts that make them a slut, is now reffered to a prostitotbop. often the cause of breaking up a relationship
by creativeheartbreak November 10, 2010
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