I didn't wrap my present

Meaning they didn't put a condom on.

*In bed*
Guy: I didn't wrap my present, sorry babe.
Girl: You Bastard!

by simplydreaming8 October 30, 2008

presence

Lving in the one singular moment. Elimination from the mind obsessed creation of time. No time. Pure consiousness. Elightenment or heaven by some religions. The vortex of the ying-yang in a three demensional world where "z" represents time

Man that dude's cool. So present. It permeates all.

by NapDynoGosh April 24, 2005

progeny

one's spawn, plural most commonly; offspring specific to an individual.

My progeny inherited excellent traits

by Jichols November 2, 2013

Prosecutie

A cute or attractive female prosecutor. An attractive woman who works as a district attorney.

Out tonight with some prosecuties!!

by Jambbbb May 15, 2018

dick present

When a man pulls his foreskin up over the head of his dick and makes it look like a little brown grocery bag... he then releases the foreskin, and the dick head swiftly pops out of the foreskin/brown grocery bag- just like a little present.

Sean sometimes gives himself a dick present while taking a dump.

by Cman February 28, 2006

promenades

A group of suitors at the prom ogling the hot girl from the sidelines wishing they were her date.

Charchar's promenades this year included her best friend, boyfriend, ex-boyfriend and a lesbian lover.

by HL Kaiser April 7, 2008

promenades

A group of suitors at the prom ogling the hot girl from the sidelines wishing they were her date.

Charchar's promenades this year included her best friend, boyfriend, ex-boyfriend and a lesbian lover.

by HL Kaiser April 8, 2008