fine print

How lawyers and cell phone service providers make money.

Commonly reads: "Some restrictions may apply / Allow 6-10 weeks for delivery / Offer valid only on Feb. 29 / Additional charges may apply"

"Holy shit, why am I paying $4,800?"

"Should've read the fine print, jackass."

by Ottomite June 28, 2008

printer

A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light.

by Eperdu October 12, 2003

Rebel Point

A point scored when one does a rebellious act.

Such as: Stealing yard ornaments such as flamingos. Littering. Lighting a fat joint. Hopping the fence of a private pool.

Any act involving the police earns the person 3 Rebel Points.

In order to use Rebel Points with friends and co-workers,

one must devise a Rebel Point System. The most sound system would be to achieve 3 Rebel Points per week, and 10 per vacation week. The Rebel Point system is not a competition, it is used to have fun and find spiritual and psychological fulfillment in everyday things.

Joey: "Dude......Kianna i just toked a fat bong long on top of my churches roof!"

Kianna: "You definitely get three Rebel Points for that!"

Joey: "Yea I'm set for this week"

by monkenround April 18, 2010

breaking point

the point where stress is so high and overwhelming that you can't help but break down and cry.

Meg came to her breaking point when the teacher pulled out a pop quiz

by Katerzretak March 2, 2007

Printer-rape

(v) To use someone else's printer without consent, penetrating their hard-drive, climaxing in an ejaculation of paper.

Danny was too lazy to install his own printer, so he broke into Talia's room and printer-raped the shit out of her, printing off five different copies in color.

by nogoys5770 October 14, 2009

Point of Personal Privilege

The only way some people can feel control in their life. When you make it aware that there is something that triggers you and then everyone has to make sure that trigger is not set off.

Also used with: Comrade

Quick point of personal privilege, will all comrades stay 20 feet away from me at all times...or I will call for security!

by Brandon Golets November 4, 2021

Nigger Prints

When the item in question is being sold or bought, specifically the item was stolen or bought from an illegitimate person.

The example will demonstrate the correct usage of "Nigger Prints"

Wanna buy an Ipod? It's only 30 bucks.

Response: Nah man, it probably has nigger prints all over it.

by NigguhPrinta March 30, 2009