Procrastibation

Noun. the act of masturbating as a means of delaying or putting off work.

-Origin: From the 16th Century French 'Procrastibatíon'

Working in the library makes procrastibation challenging, if not impossible.

by Barry Charmer August 9, 2012

Procrasturbation

Basically, the combination of procrastination and masturbation. The constant need to masterbate when you should really be doing something more productive with your life. It generally makes you feel relieved until you realise you just wasted 2-30 minutes of potential studying, getting yourself off.

1. Student - "You ready for this exam buddy"

Student 2 - "Fuck no, I barely studied at all. Last night I procrasturbated like it was going out of style."

2. Student - "Shit these exams have been going on way too long, my dick is red raw from so much procrasturbation!"

by Des-Troy May 19, 2010

Procrastination purchase

A procrastination purchase, is a an unnecessary purchase of an item for the sole purpose of deviating from a set task or assignment.

Procrastination purchases generally involve online shopping.

I'll take a quick break from my assignment because I really need a new pair of jeans.

*Two hours and 150 dollars later*

Well that was a procrastination purchase, I should really do this essay, it's due tomorrow...

by RainbowSquiggy October 2, 2012

Procrastination Inception

to procrastinate doing something which was already a procrastination of doing something else

John : "Dude, yesterday I was procrastinating doing my term paper by cleaning the house but then I procrastinated that by watching a whole marathon of pawn stars. It was a total procrastination inception!"

Steve : "You're and idiot"

by Shovel King December 18, 2012

Procrasturbation

When one has a project to work on, but chooses to pleasure themselves instead, thus having less time to work on said project.

The student was unable to make the deadline, as he was preoccupied with procrasturbation.

by lindenboy95 October 14, 2012

Procrastamating

(Verb) The act of having sex instead of doing something more important.

"Is it really procrastamating if the alternative is studying for an anatomy test?"

"I don't feel like doing this paper. Babe, let's procrastamate."

by MarkFredo November 14, 2013

Procastubation

When you're about styding or need to do something urgent, but you decide to take a wank first.

me I really need to start styding right now.
dick AHEM. *gets hard*
me GODDAMMIT I DONT HAVE TIME FOR PROCASTUBATION RIGHT NOW.

by Pitn April 24, 2014