Optimus prime

Optimus prime also known as robo Jesus has the sweetest voice that will make anyone calm. He can die and come back without consequence

Optimus prime: i die and come back. You die and what happens, nothing

by Sir something January 12, 2022

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Minos Prime

A smurfs soul that formed after a prison made of flesh got defeated by a fucking go-pro with legs. Minos Prime says some cool dialogue that consist of, "hey thanks for freeing me, imma beat the shit outta you..." Then proceeds to whoop your ass for 4 hours. Once you finally learn to parry the cheese lookin snake things, you basically win.
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Oh yeah and "JUDGEMENT!" will haunt your dreams for the next week and a half...

Biggest Minos Prime Fan "Minos Prime is a bitch baby!"
Average Sisyphus Prime Enjoyer "yeah..."

by [Jesus Prime] June 29, 2023

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Thotimus Prime

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Someone who is a huge hoe

RiLeY rUiZ is thotimus prime

Is that you? thotimus prime?

by roast me March 14, 2019

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Lorenzo Ramos

Hey there’s our leader... Thotimus Prime (a.k.a. Lorenzo Ramos)

by Sea Thot July 25, 2018

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Rizzmus Prime

Leader of the Rizzbots with members Bumblerizz ,Rizzhead, Grimrizz, Jumperrizz, Rizzchet, Arizz going up against Rissmuztron, Starrizz Rizz waves from the planet of Cyberrizz

Neil D rizz is gonna be the future Rizzmus prime

by Graver444 September 13, 2023

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