premature ejac-o-lantern

To become overly excited about Halloween and making a jack-o-lantern too far in advance, thus allowing the pumpkin to rot and leave behind an unexpected mess that is embarassing to clean up. Usually happens once a year.

"Hey man, did you hear about Kory?" "I guess he premature ejac-o-lanterned all over the kitchen counter. He had to hurry and clean it up before his roommates got home."

by RobbieC55 October 13, 2011

premature ejacusend

When you accidently press the send button before you've finished typing the full message. Can occur while texting or email.

Guy 1: "Oh, man I just texted my girlfiiend that "I'd love to have a b"

Guy 2: "What?"

Guy 1: "Yeah, I didn't get to finish the sentence cause I accidently had a premature ejacusend. I was going to tell her I'd love to have a beer with her. "

by jlowe1964 January 19, 2010

Primary school

The school you go to from the ages 4-11 where your biggest worry is who is "it"

Damn, I miss primary school

by Duuude2010 January 23, 2010

Primarch

Demi-gods with daddy issues

Who is the primarch that came back recently?

I think it was Rowboat Girlyman.

by Ze Lc July 12, 2020

Primal Aspid

flying cunts

Person 1: How was your Steel Soul run?

Person 2: Great until those fucking Primal Aspids fucked me over in Kingdom's Edge

by A Local Idiot March 7, 2021

Premature Hibernation

When your laptop automatically goes into hibernation before you get a chance to connect the AC Adapter.

When my low battery warning came up I didn't have enough time to get my AC Adapater unpacked to prevent premature hibernation.

by Gentry Howard March 18, 2008

premature ejubulation

Premature ejubulation is a condition in which a person becomes jubilant with anticipation before the actual event actually occurs, then is disappointed when it doesn't.

Well John got me all excited about wonderful new flavor of chocolate ice cream, but the grocery store had none yet. A case of premature ejubulation.

by bp again September 6, 2012