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Preasure

the quotient of bad work over volume; an inexplicable and continuous force that simultaneously exists and does not exist.
What's wrong with Haley? She's under a lot of preasure right now at work.
That doesn't make any sense
by OMG_its_altergo April 12, 2017
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Priametry

The measuring of one's generative organs. As coined by UberBagel. The process of measuring ("bacing") must be done with an instrument known as a "kow".

French priapisme, from Late Latin pripismus, from Greek pripismos, from pripizein, to have an erection, from Pripos, Priapus. From Latin metricus, relating to measurement.
"Dude, My priametric reading generated a higher output than yours!"
by Soiled Undergarment November 2, 2003
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pready

When you are about to stoke a wood kiln but still need to put you gloves and glasses on
"Dude are you ready to stoke"

"Yea im pready let me put my gloves on"
by BlakeM00 April 26, 2010
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street preacher

Street preacher aka street prankster (alternative name)
They can often be found on street corners talking freaky stuff about the lord and repentance and amusing , sometimes annoying , the general public
Street preacher: Hey young man , you don't want to go go hell
General crowd: WTF , LOL
by G8666 January 3, 2020
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Stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass

A description of the state of rigor mortis, usually in a victim who has died where discovery of the death is delayed until after rigor has commenced

A reference to a rural belief that some members of the clergy frequently have anal sex with farm animals, particularly young calves
"They found him dead out in the woods. He was stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass."
by Redd D. Ringbone February 24, 2010
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preach

It means sure, which is used widly used by Snoop Doggie Dog.
-Yo man, let's go get some KFC!
- Preach
by MarkoE500 December 13, 2006
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preaction

I'm getting a migraine. I think it's a preaction to the staff meeting we have scheduled at work tomorrow.
by BonnieG December 9, 2008
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