New Year's present

A Christmas present given by a procrastinator.

John: "Crap, I still don't have a Christmas present for Mary. ...I guess I'll just give her a New Year's present instead."

by hillary2016 December 29, 2012

Presents

Cocaine (UK slang)

Mate, I'm popping down to the gift shop to pick up some presents for Dave's birthday party.

by David Cameron's Little Finger April 18, 2015

presence

To weight over 200 pounds. Presence is having the physical attributes to be recognized everywhere you go.

When I'm out at the club no one fucks with me cause I have presence.

I benched 285 last night. So, you still have no presence weighing 185.

How can I get presence? Eat more and work out your legs brown hornet.

by tone bone January 26, 2007

presentated

to go through your dad's closet and find your dad doing aerobics in your mom's underwear

Jesus says, "The other day i went looking for my gerbil in my dad's closet and i got presentated."
Mary, " yeah your dad's gay"

by aminja November 10, 2008

po presence

n.: short for "police presence." Used in reference to the close vicinity of a police officer, police cruiser, or any other law enforcement unit

"Po presence!"
"Yeah, I see it"

by Jared May 13, 2005

Mouth present

A sexual present that is given orally (mouth) that is most likely given from a female who blows (sucks on) a male's penis until he ejaculates sperm.

Girl talking to guy: Hey sweetie want a special mouth present for your birthday? Guy's response: Sure that sounds really nice.

by Myserious Miket O_o December 31, 2010

social predeterminism

The belief that a person does not have any control over their social standing and will die in the same social class he was born.

Taking the cyclical pattern of poverty, some sociologists take that as a sign of social predeterminism.

by Hosang Lee September 17, 2007