poser

Someone whos acts like someone theyre not,but not realizing that there being fake, basically a loser trying to fit in.

A poser green day fan,this applies to other poser bands--
Todd:have you heard american idiot?Thats the bestest song ever!
Bill:Have u even heard any other green day songs?
Todd:what other green day songs?

by hi June 17, 2005

posers

A poser is a girl/guy who listens to a certain type of music or dresses a certain way to impress people or to fit into a certain crowd. often times people get mixed up with those who are posers and those who are not. If you go out buy a sk8r-boi sweatshirt and a skate board and go out on the town and ride around and some one shouts out " fucking poser" are you one ? NO! Come on people..you went out and bought the skateboard so you could...erm GET BETTER! Seriously how are you ever going to become a skateboarder if you dont practice and get better? *cough exactly* now in a different situation. Lets say you go out buy a skateboard...by the way you dont even know the brand of the board and you go out with your friends and just sit there while they do there little skateboarding tricks ... so basically you are just there to look cool..then are you a poser. Yah? yes!

stephen22: Hey i bought the board
sk84life: oh awesome...wut is it?
stephen22: um i donno man ...its blue and white...ermmm....ya
sk84life: man get it together... all the guys are talkin bout u now.
stephen22: wut? why?
sk84life: man they r sayin that u are a poser...
stephen22: well...i'm not?
sk84life: when u dont know wut your own board is then we have a problem
....Dead Silence....

by Alyssa June 22, 2004

Metal-Poser

A male or female, typically in their teen ages, 14-18, who usually listens to metalcore, post-hardcore, deathcore bands es pecially chelsea grin and suicide silence, and nu metal. Genres like these symbolize a typical teenage boy or girl who call themselves "metalheads". These genres are considered to be poser metal to real metal fans. These teenage boys and girls usually bash people for their personal opinion on the music they like and won't be friends with someone unless they have their music taste.

Bands like Of Mice & Men, Asking Alexandria, Motionless in White, Bring Me the Horizon, are examples of fake metal and poser metal.

Metal-Poser: *talking to someone who doesn't have their music taste*, "omg what the fuck, you're such an asshole, your music sucks!"

^ This is typically said by a metal poser to someone who doesn't like their music.

Metal-Poser: "I hate rap and country, it's so fucking gay. Mac Miller and Nicki Minaj and Justin Bieber and all mainstream music sucks!"

Real Metalhead who doesn't bash people for their music taste: "Gosh, leave people's music alone. What are you, a metal poser?"

by volumesftw96 July 13, 2013

emo posers

A bunch of retarded fags who pretend they're emo, search/google for emo bands on the net and download their songs and study their lyrics like mad and tell other people that the lyrics somehow "relate" to them, made up stupid sad sappy stories about their so-called love life (which actually doesn't even exist as they've never even had a bf/gf), they tend to over exaggerate their problems, cut their wrist JUST CAUSE every other emo kid does that, tell everybody; "Oh my god, I think I'm emo, I hate my life, everyone sucks, life is so sad, love sucks! *cuts wrist*"

<Jake>: Emo posers suck donkey's ass!
<Lucas>: Hell yeah they do!

by angelicscars87 September 16, 2008

poser fan

A person who claims to be a diehard fan of a popular artist, but has only heard the latest singles they released on the radio.

A person who only likes an artist when they begin getting radio play.

Jenny was a poser fan of Fall Out Boy because the only song she knew was Thnks Fr Th Mmrs but she claimed to love them anyway.

Many people don't like when their favorite bands become famous because they attract lots of poser fans, who only like them because their songs are played on the radio.

by Arabella August 7, 2007

Poser Lesbian

A chick who pretends to be a lesbian to make herself look 'cool'.
Commonly associated with poser goths and emo kids.

"Look at that bitch grope her friend...She's a total poser lesbian."

by RaptorineDream November 25, 2005

Poser Hippie

Somebody who:
-wasnt even born the 60's but thinks it was the good ol' days
-randomly flash peace signs to people
-goes barefoot or wears stinky old birkenstocks
-wears john lennon glasses
-myspace page is covered with bob marley quotes/pictures
-says they shops at thrift stores but dont
-1960's band bumper sticks
-claims to be fans of Grateful Dead, Jimi Hendrix,The Beatles but only like the radio hits
-trys very hard to have ratty unbrushed hair
-owns 100 pairs of pre-ripped jeans
-Belives weed is the meaning of life
-doesnt know that The word hippie derives from hipster
-posts 20 diffrent pictures on myspace smoking or holding a bong

Walter: "Why are you barefoot?"
Matt: "beacuse shoes were created by the man, the man is trying to take over our minds by controling our footwear, man!!"
*walks away stinking of weed and BO*

Walter "that dude is such a poser hippie"

by Traeh789 July 2, 2008