porcher

short for porch monkey

holy shit look at that porcher

by therealdn June 10, 2007

porche

a term that that the ladies use to suggest a five inch penis.

hence the name porche, guys who have fast cars usually have small penises, because thats the only way guys can get the chick.

guy"like my FAST car , its a new lambourgini z3, would you like to ride in it with me to my house?"
girl"no, your only trying to get me to go to have sex, and besides i dont like your PORCHE!"

by sean February 27, 2005

Front porched

When one sits reverse on the toilet and drops a deuce. Because the fecal matter now congregates in the front of the bowl (where flush pressure is much less) it is commonly difficult to flush away.

Joe made me mad the other night so I front porched his toilet.

by Gmillsman May 22, 2017

Porche

Overpriced ass dragger, Old man car.

Yo that kids cobra ate that weak ass porche for lunch!

by porcheeater June 17, 2008

porscha

a bitch i dont like but mah gurl april is tite wit her so yah

by Anonymous November 2, 2003

PorscheMonkey

Based on the old American slang term 'Porchmonkey', originally held to highlight the segregation-induced laziness of Negros, the adaptation described however highlights and refers to progress made socio-economically by African American people following the rapid shift of the music and fashion industries towards the genre 'hip hop'.

Young Thug: I jumped off the porch and went North

You: THATS A 'PORSCHEMONKEY'!

by Porsche.Monkey June 28, 2018

porcherator

When the outside temperature is cold enough to emulate your refrigerator, you can put things on the porch, such as drinks, meat, cheese, etc., and use the porch as a refrigerator ... hence, the porcherator.

I love it when the temperature is below freezing! All the drinks in the porcherator get slushy and good.

by TheKurgan1965 February 27, 2017