poptart bitch 

A poptart bitch is a woman with whom you sleep with that when you wake up you toss her a poptart and kick her ass out the door, not a keeper and definately not a pancake bitch

Guy 1: hey bro I met this girl last night, total pancake bitch
Guy 2: lucky all the girls I meet are just poptart bitches...

poptart bitch by billy jean cowdog September 24, 2012

poptart

Food to the Gods

God eats poptarts

poptart by Sam Kimport October 27, 2003

netflix and poptarts 

When you're so lonely all you do is watch Netflix and eat PopTarts.

Bob: What did you do this weekend?
Jim: All I did was Netflix and PopTarts*Falls over crying*.

netflix and poptarts by Mr. Lonely666 October 29, 2015

smuggling poptarts 

any sexual favor that you don't want to tell your friends about.

Jennifer was smuggling poptarts last week.

smuggling poptarts by Nyutan June 17, 2009

Poptart

Some one of simple nature that does not have the basic instincts to navigate themselves through life.

Bromandudeguy1: Why is Simple Jack eating toothpaste?
Bromandudeguy2: Because Simple Jack is a real poptart.

Poptart by ChuckWagon19 November 7, 2010

poptart suprise 

Where you brake a poptart in half, where the Jelly stuff that's inside the poptart shows, and you rub it in the Vaginal area CreditCard style(up and down the area quickly), and you get all the jelly-like stuff inside the vagina flap area, then you use the Jelly-like stuff that's inside the poptart as Lube, and when you're finished, you eat the Cum-Jelly mixture out.

OH MY GOD! poptart suprise!..
mmmm..

poptart suprise by IKnowWhyCumIsWhiteAndClear September 19, 2009

poptart

the single item of food that got me through college

ive only got 4 poptarts left for the next 2 weeks im gonna die

poptart by heightofhysteria October 17, 2003