v. The process of having a particularly aggressive and forceful bout of diarrhea that leaves the inside of the bowl splattered as though Jackson Pollock had painted it in your poo.
n. The resulting image of the interior of the toilet bowl after one has pollocked.
n. The resulting image of the interior of the toilet bowl after one has pollocked.
by Professor Quinta July 12, 2012
Get the Pollock mug.A pollotarian (aka a pollovegetarian or a pollo-vegetarian) is someone who will not eat the flesh of any red meat mammals, but does include chicken, turkey and other poultry. They may or may not also exclude fish, seafood or products like eggs and dairy from their diet. Reasons for exclusion vary from taste preference to ethical issues.
Also seen as Pescetarianism, Semi-vegetarianism, Flexitarianism, Lacto-ovo vegetarianism
Also seen as Pescetarianism, Semi-vegetarianism, Flexitarianism, Lacto-ovo vegetarianism
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Pollen (noun) means the latest news or gossip about Beyonce.
It is usually only considered "pollen" when it is collected by a member of the "Beyhive", also known as a HoneyBeys, KillerBeys, or BumbleBeys. If collected by someone else, it can be simply considered news.
This news does not simply mean it must always include Beyonce directly. For example: it can be about another celebrity that talked about her, positively or negatively.
It is usually only considered "pollen" when it is collected by a member of the "Beyhive", also known as a HoneyBeys, KillerBeys, or BumbleBeys. If collected by someone else, it can be simply considered news.
This news does not simply mean it must always include Beyonce directly. For example: it can be about another celebrity that talked about her, positively or negatively.
HoneyBey 1 - Girl, did you collect your daily dose of pollen?
HoneyBey 2 - You already know I went to her site and got caught up quick! I can't believe that Keri Hilson went and said "I wouldn't have lipped-synced" on Twitter!
HoneyBey 1 - She's saying she got hacked now though, lying ass. She knows damn well she typed that herself, everyone knows she's been trying to come at the Queen since day 1.
HoneyBey 3 - Then did you hear that lame ass speech she gave about people believing everything they read?
HoneyBey 2 - It's just a sad ploy to cover her ass.
Basic Bitch 2 (Keri Hilson being "Basic Bitch 1") - Well, in my opinion, Beyonce will be thrilled to hear what she had to say. Bey might learn a thing or two from her.
HoneyBey 1 - Actually, you might be right. We'll first have to inform her what a "Keri Hilson" is beforehand, however.
***NOTE*** Were the lines of Bitch 2 ever said in an actual conversation with a HoneyBey, it would have ended much more violently.
HoneyBey 2 - You already know I went to her site and got caught up quick! I can't believe that Keri Hilson went and said "I wouldn't have lipped-synced" on Twitter!
HoneyBey 1 - She's saying she got hacked now though, lying ass. She knows damn well she typed that herself, everyone knows she's been trying to come at the Queen since day 1.
HoneyBey 3 - Then did you hear that lame ass speech she gave about people believing everything they read?
HoneyBey 2 - It's just a sad ploy to cover her ass.
Basic Bitch 2 (Keri Hilson being "Basic Bitch 1") - Well, in my opinion, Beyonce will be thrilled to hear what she had to say. Bey might learn a thing or two from her.
HoneyBey 1 - Actually, you might be right. We'll first have to inform her what a "Keri Hilson" is beforehand, however.
***NOTE*** Were the lines of Bitch 2 ever said in an actual conversation with a HoneyBey, it would have ended much more violently.
by BumbleBey February 9, 2013
Get the Pollen mug.Jerry had chili for lunch and a hour latter he ripped a wet one leaving a nasty Jackson Pollock in his pants
by Ass Picture November 27, 2010
Get the Jackson Pollock mug.An Illegal Mexican immigrant. Usually uneducated and un-skilled called pollos or chickens in english because of the way they follow smugglers or polleros through the harsh dessert.
by Paisa July 14, 2005
Get the pollo mug.A person of Polish descent from most glorious Eastern European homeland. Birthplace of such significant technological advances as the screen door submarine and the glass bottom locomotive. Also origin of the jelly or custard filled pastry known locally by some indecipherable Pollock moniker.
Pollock #1, Wladyslaw - "Hey Uh, Ziggy, did you hear that Stosh locked his keys in his car yesterday?"
Pollock #2, Zbigniew - "Duuh, Yea Vlady, he didn't get his family out til just this morning!"
Bystander #1, Steve - "Fucking Pollocks."
Pollock #2, Zbigniew - "Duuh, Yea Vlady, he didn't get his family out til just this morning!"
Bystander #1, Steve - "Fucking Pollocks."
by Slumlord Numero Tree December 19, 2008
Get the Pollock mug.A stupid term used by pseudo intellectuals with unjustified superiority complexes. Usually think they are above people because Mommy told them so despite the evidence of them being total losers in society. Mostly a term used by inarticulate hypocritical people who are trying to sound haughty & witty.
''The real hoi polloi''
1. A person who votes for and or likes George Bush.
2. A person who you can't expect much from. Someone who thinks they're witty for liking something thats uncommon yet is the biggest hypocrite of them all and listens to other people for guidance.
3.A person who can't support and or think for themselves and relies on someone to take care of them.
A person who claims others are the 'hoi polloi' yet dosen't realize they're even lower than that.
1. A person who votes for and or likes George Bush.
2. A person who you can't expect much from. Someone who thinks they're witty for liking something thats uncommon yet is the biggest hypocrite of them all and listens to other people for guidance.
3.A person who can't support and or think for themselves and relies on someone to take care of them.
A person who claims others are the 'hoi polloi' yet dosen't realize they're even lower than that.
by Uranes December 1, 2007
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