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Politician

A person whose intelligence could fit inside of a pin head. The higher up the political position, the dumber they get. If you are an intelligent, kind, humane, honest, peace-loving, humble... PERSON, you are always disqualified immediately from the competition.
Politicians can not think straight because they are so high up from looking down on people they are suffering a shortage of oxygen to the brain.
by _General_Zod_Will_Rule_ December 12, 2008
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political correctness

-collective stupidity
-when you practice this you are practicing and participating in some unkown collective religion
by Nada January 2, 2006
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politician

(n) one who has the ability to spend a large amount of time talking, without saying anything, and meaning even less.
"Did you understand a word he just said?"
"Of course not, it's a politician."
by bugsplat May 6, 2010
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Political Frankenstein

A politician who becomes monstrously notorious or infamous, usually for their outrageously controversial behavior or ridiculously bombastic statements. Once the resulting monster is unleashed, the media usually has a field day with it and even the powers-that-be seemingly cannot regain control of it and make it go away.
Sarah Palin and Rod Blagojevich are probably the two biggest Political Frankensteins of the past couple years.
by dookeyboy January 12, 2011
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Lemon Party Politics

Defines a style of political rule which insists on tricking the public and leaving a group of old men who are 'in bed' with each other and corporate lemons imposing their style of governance. This is usually coupled with an intense desire to make a grotesque mockery of their constituents and/or humanity.
Lemon Party Politicians like Dick Cheney want you to use a little tongue while you're getting fucked from both ends.

The Watergate Scandal was a great example of Lemon Party Politics because it took place in a hotel and Nixon was totally rubbing one out thinking about fucking you from both ends.
by Ginge R. Vitas December 30, 2014
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Up is Down Politics

When politicians assert outrageous and boldfaced lies as if every person in their right mind knows they are true.
45 and his cronies all excel in the fine art of Up is Down Politics, otherwise known as pure bullshit!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2020
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Political Correctness

A doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

See Also: Libturd, PC, MSM, Doctorine, Delusional
The sovereignty of the United States will be compromised by the political correctness forced down our throats by the media machine fostered by the liberal corporate agenda.
by Vuja-de December 24, 2008
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