Jou ma se poes

Commonly refer to someone less than you when you are in trouble or a fight. Frequently used by the coloured people of South Africa when they are drunk, in a battle of words or just referring to a loved one.

Go wash the dishes jou ma se poes

by notyouraveragec January 27, 2023

jou pa se perd se poes

your father's horse's cunt

jy lek jou pa se perd se poes/you lick the cunt of your father's horse

by Pasquelene Kerpsuy November 10, 2006

Sim Sala Bim Jou Ma Se Poes

"Sim Sim Sala Bim" are the magic words said by Hadji on the shows The Adventures of Jonny Quest and The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest. He used these words, akin to "Abra Cadabra" and the like, to perform such feats as hypnotizing bad guys, removing the bullets from an enemy's gun, levitating objects, and opening locked doors. However bergies from Cape Town use it as a derogatory phrase

Hoe lyk dit my ou? Hosh Sim Sala Bim Jou Ma Se Poes Hond

by Deezos March 10, 2009

Punjabi poes

A fat indian child toucher. May or may not try scam you while eating curry. Streams warthunder often in vertical mode

Dang, that guy is a reel punjabi poes

by PapPiel55 December 2, 2024

Poes

The Afrikaans word for "pussy" which sounds normal used in the example below. It's pronounced poo-s

"That guy is a poes" meaning he's a jerk.

by XxWheelzxX January 1, 2021

Poes

Poes is a South African word used to describe how beautiful someone or something is.

Look at that young woman,she is such a poes
That boy looks like a real poes

by Goofytom not Talha October 20, 2021

Poes

Etymology-
From Afrikaans slang poes (“vagina”), from Dutch poes (“cat, female cat, vagina”).

Noun-
poes

(South Africa, crude, slang) The female genitalia.
(South Africa, crude, slang, derogatory) A disliked person.

(plural - poese, diminutive poesie)

Synonyms-
doos
kont
quam
bosmossel
matrasbaber
geluklippe
wolskoeter

Chappie (2015)
Yolandi: He was just teaching him to paint! He was just teaching Chappie!

Ninja: Yeah, to be a poes!

by ClxBarker December 30, 2017