plumper

A woman that is so hot and attractive just based on their body size, they have an ample amount of fat on them are should be worshipped in our society as the ideal body image. They have buxom bodies with large breasts, thighs, hips, stomach, and ass. Typically a large amount of their body jiggles when they walk. While there is no size limit for being a plumper, a girl must have a good amount of fat on her and shouldn't look like she is skipping meals, instead all plumpers should eat sweets and greasy foods in order to maintain or increase their size.

That girl is such a hot plumper, she is pushing 200 pounds.

by fat lover August 19, 2007

plummering

When a guy's butt crack is visible when he bends over. Related to the term plummer's crack. Apparently many plummers butt cracks have been visible while working in client's homes.

Man1: Dude, cover that up!
Man2: what?
Man1: your ass crack, you're plummering something fierce.

by scott trowbridge June 11, 2006

Pumer

A large mountain cat, every single scientific journal defines it as a 'pumA', however they are all incorrect and it is in fact a Pumer.

"Damn Joe that Pumer almost killed us"
"Do you mean Puma?"
"No I mean Pumer"

by Pumer4Lyfe May 27, 2011

Squishy plumber

When you are soft, you put it in her butt.

I gave ALL THREE of them squishy plumbers!!!

by The Squishy Plumber October 17, 2009

Joe The Plumber

The ex-hardcore-porn movie actor who does plumbing for the neighbors occasionally. He is also planning to be an entrepreneur in the future, had a brief conversation with Barack Obama, and worries that the tax plans under the new administration will affect his plans for the big bright future.

Generally considered the same IQ, a little bit higher or lower than Joe six pack-- depending on your religious beliefs.

Person A: "Dude, did you watch Obama and McCain talking about Joe the plumber? I really enjoyed it! I feel I know a whole lot more about the economic plans of the two presidential candidates"

Person B: "Pathetic!"

by TlPbBiPoAtRn October 15, 2008

A plummer

when a person bends over and the crack of thier ass is visible over the back of thier pants , it is said to be a plummer

man , tha t fat guy needs a belt, whenever he bends down he treats us to a plummer

by Colt45MaltLikka May 28, 2006

Plumber Method

When you masturbate furiously with a drunken flaccid penis, in the hope that it will somehow come alive through your hopeless need.

Jim had had at least 7 scotches and when he was realistic about it, it was more like 9. It was starting to look like one of those nights where he'd need the plumber method to get things going.

by TheDuckMan May 29, 2009