Planking

Fucking. Plank refers to the hard dick, or woody.

"Are you planking that?"

by Jay Good July 26, 2006

Planking

Planking is the act of lying horizontal, face-down in various locations and acting like a "Plank". Photographs are then taken and posted on the internet so everyone can see how awesome your planking skills are. Both location and difficulty of the plank are important.

Hey man, did you see Dave's pictures? He did some epic planking on site last week

by uberho June 9, 2011

Planking

An extreme young old sport in which a person lies outstretched on or beside an object. Correct form requires an expressionless face and arms pointed towards feet.

Jarrod: "I'm going to do some planking on that young old tree."
Aaron: "Awesome, i'll take a photo for the album."

by Jarrod Benn June 11, 2011

planking

The seemingly harmless trend of lying face down, perfectly stiff, on various structures and ojects, esp. in public. Also known as the 'Lying Down Game".

I was walking through the park when I saw someone planking on the roundabout.

by Karsciyin June 14, 2011

Planking

An activity that originated in Australia, which involves lying down in a straight horizontal position (like a plank of wood) in various, random and usually unexpected places.

Bob: Oi John, what should we do this weekend?
John: Dude, we should go on a planking spree!

by catherinex0x June 20, 2011

planking

The action of lying face-down, with you arms on your sides, in an obscure public place; usually a picture is taken. Made popular in Australia in 2011.

Have you seen the picture of Josh planking the train tracks last night?

by Lionel Johnson III July 13, 2011

Planking

Planking is the action of lying face down with arms to the sides of the body, on top of objects and photographing it. The more dangerous the plank, the better the planker you are.

James got arrested after planking on a police car. Dangerous plank.

Sarah thought it was a great idea to plank on top of a display at the grocery store. Until it came tumbling down. Unstable plank.

I saw this guy planking on top of a billboard on my way to work yesterday. Good one!

by sevenfourone August 7, 2011