Pick me ass bitch

Someone who needs admiration and attention so badly, they put themselves on a pedestal and talk shit on others

"Hey man I'm pretty tired from working 12 hours today"

"That's fucking nothing, i run every morning and every evening on top of 15 hour shifts and scheduled gym time, pussy"

"Congrats you're a pick me ass bitch"

by cuntgobbler December 15, 2018

cotton picker

A Black person. A reference to Africans, used as slave-labor, picking cotton on Southern United States plantations prior to the American Civil War (1861 - 1865).

No damn cotton picker's gonna date my daughter.

by Colonel Kernel March 6, 2008

cherry picker

In sports, someone who prefers to take only easy shots. Mildly disparaging.
A common example comes from basketball, in which a "cherry picker" is a person who favors short shots, but especially a person who sits in the back court by the basket waiting for an outlet pass on a change of possession, enabling them to score easily before any defenders can reach them.
The origins of this term may come from the notion of "cherry picking" as attempting, or picking, only those things that are easily obtained, or only what suits your taste best, as a cherry might.

That punk can't ball for nothin'. He just sits back and cherry picks all day.

by osofuchi March 17, 2005

platonic pick up artist

A person who is looking for friendship and companions but not sex, yet goes about this task like a gross pick up artist would

The guy who hangs around the pizza place near the university started talking to me and gave me his number, then texted me first thing in the morning! He wasn't hitting on me, but damn he was creepy! I hate platonic pick up artists like that!

by Stoned Faux July 26, 2018

pick at

To persistently &/ or Unneccesaarily find fault with something.

I hate my new boss, he constantly pick at my work and often tells me to do it again, even though there is nothing with it.

by Sushant April 7, 2007

nit picker

{Fussy} {moaner} {nagger} {hassler}

a nit picker is someone who picks holes in everything you do

by Prof Stretch June 23, 2006

pick me girl

a girl who will say she has no rights or she belongs in the kitchen or “sorry i’m just a dishwasher” so boys will find her funny and will tell other girls she is not funny because she is a woman

girl one: *makes a funny joke*
pick me girl: “shut up women arnt funny were dishwashers”

by michael34 August 4, 2020