phonochondriac

A phonochondriac is a person who constantly thinks that something is wrong with their cellular phone, when in fact everything is working fine. They constantly come down to their cellular provider to ask a million questions about their phone, and get a dumb look from the associate helping them. If the associate fixes one of the "issues" with their phone, they just make another one up. The associate will have no choice but to do a warranty exchange to get them out of the store.

Customer: Something is wrong with my phone. The battery dies really fast.
Associate: It's only supposed to last that long.
Customer: Well it freezes on me also.
Associate: You have 50+ applications open.
Customer: It drops signal, and I hate this phone so much.
Associate: Let's just do a warranty exchange.
Associate to coworker: Man, what a phonochondriac I just had.

by HarveyBrown February 2, 2013

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Phodobo

When a Hispanic person orders the Vietnamese dish Pho, they can't help but add loads of Goya adobo seasoning so it becomes phodobo

Javier ordered Pho but added a whole jar of adobo. Now it's phodobo

by MindGrapes November 26, 2014

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Phonominal

How people spell phenomenal when drunk

*sees an amazing post on the internet at 3:30am*

OmG ThAt iS PhOnoMinAL

by Masedogg24 June 5, 2018

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PhoMaker

The worst shittiest person at Valorant you can imagine, PhoMaker does not drop more than 10 kills and has 0 game sense. PhoMakers are people that family disowned them and told them that they were adopted and that they have autism and they couldn't realize this on their own because they are infact a shitter.

Jaydoom23 or Jaydoom or Jarel has been a PhoMaker this entire game!

by Jigglemypuffss April 14, 2020

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