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monkey perve

An individual who delights or enjoys in the sexual curiosity of an obese or ugly female's current undergarments or sexual preferences/pleasures is a monkey perve.
Tom the monkey perve wondered if Tia the stupid, fat whore down the hall, would like anal sex.
by 420 Pope May 12, 2006
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Foot perv

someone who likes to put their feet, or other people's feet, places that most people only allow hands to go.
he's such a foot perv, i woke up and his whole leg was in my shirt.
by Alison November 27, 2004
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victorian perv

a man who goes into victoria's secret stores just to get catalogs
Woman: "Hey, look at that victorian perv! He has so many catalogs!"
by slangjunkie69 November 17, 2013
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Monkey perv

A person with an unatural obssession with monkeys.....
*walks into Jo's room*
Me: "OMG. look at all the monkey stuff in here!"

Ellie: O.O "She must be a monkey perv....Quick! Save the monkeys!!!"
by ribenaaa October 16, 2008
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perv-out

To have a group of people spying on a chick. It's like a "hang-out" , but in a perverted way; to watch porn with a group of people.
Last night , John held a perv-out.
by DeEzNuTz June 13, 2015
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Power-perv

For when time is of the essence and there simply isn't time for full blown perving or you're liable to get a slap if someone catches you being a creep. A power-perv is a brief period of intense perving over any chosen subject it can be used in many situations, most notably in the office or on the bus. A quick once over of your perv target should suffice. Power pervs are best aimed at the buttocks or if you're feeling particularly pervy, the chest (only do this if wearing sunglasses or we could have a sexual harrassment case on our hands!) note to self, longer than 5seconds and it's just a standard perv.
"dude, power-perv at 12 o'clock"

"i just power-perved the red head at the bus stop"

"seriously man, stop power-perving my mum!"
by Valvona September 19, 2011
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perv view

The list of kinks you are willing to accommodate in a sexual relationship. A pun on the words "purview" and "pervert".
She said she really wanted to piss on my face, but I let her know that it was beyond my perv view.
by AgentColdShadow April 2, 2017
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