Penman

A bloke with no missus that constantly dogs the boys and refuses to come out for a beer or two.

"Is connor coming out tonight?"

"Nah hes pulling a penman"

by Huddo69 May 16, 2016

pigman

noun;an individual in charge of an enterprise, or small business, who has a small amount of power that allows him to think he is someone important. Usually uneducated, with low moral character.

Pigman; Hey you idiots; when are you going to be finished?
Worker; We just started, it will atke a couple of days.
Pigman; Make sure you have my kickback money when you are done, I don't care how much money you lose. Fuck you, pay me.

by Dman57 April 9, 2008

permanent hair cut

when you're naked and you drop something hot on your penis

hey i heard that adam dropped a scalding hot ear of corn on his dong and now he has a permanent hair cut

by Dirk Diggler March 12, 2005

Permanerb

An evolved form of noob, a Permanerb is a Noob who has transcended to the next level of dubassery.

Credited to Snappy, Lucky1

Snappy: "Damn, Lucky. You're such a Permanoob."
Lucky1: "I never said nothing about being a permanerb!"

by DGHavoc December 9, 2008

Permanent Rape Face

A state of being in which a guy's face just seems to say that he is (going to be) a rapist. Every facet of their face and general demeanor screams, "CREEPY" and makes you want to get to a safe location with lots of lighting and people.

An excellent sign that you should steer clear of this one.

Kate: "So, I was thinking about going out with Tony on Friday."
Mads: "Dude's got PRF."
Kate: "What?"
Mads: "Permanent Rape Face - total creep. I'd say no."
Kate: "Yeah, I guess I'd rather stay home than go out with a future rapist."

by Daywings April 8, 2013

penmanship

the physical art (regardless of whether or not the piece of writing is actually correct in terms in of spelling, grammar, morphology, syntax etc..) of legible human handwriting.

father (after reading a student-to-parent from his daughter's school: really? is this f-sag or what? They want you to hand in all your written homework as computer documents? what these tulips are trying to accomplish by abolishing penmanship is beyond me. How do they expect to you, to, for example, sign a banking cheque?

daughter (crying): daddy, don't blame me. it's just a student-to parent

by Sexydimma June 14, 2013

Permanervous

A permanent state of nervousness, often both initiated and sustained by the knowledge of unfinished tasks that will resurface some day.

Friend: Why are you twitching? You seem so nervous?
Me: I was supposed to file an application for my boss before summer and forgot it. Now I will be permanervous the entire holidays.

by O-stein June 28, 2013