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Paradise Valley

Paradise Valley, sometimes just called pv, is a town located in Arizona.

The other definition is not accurate. If you live in Paradise Valley, you belong to the scottsdale unified school district. However, many paradise valley residents choose to send their children to private schools including Notre Dame Preparatory (in North Scottsdale), Xavier College Prep, Brophy College Prep, and Phoenix Country Day School (PCDS).

Paradise Valley is considered to be the wealthiest area in Arizona.
There are 12 resorts located in pv, and it is a real estate hot spot for those who can afford it.
The average house in pv costs anything from $1 million to $20 million dollars.

True paradise valley is located between the mountains; mainly Mummy Mt. and Camelback Mt.

Many people overlook paradise valley, thinking Scottsdale/$nobsdale is much nicer. However, this is not true. Not only is pv nicer, but the people in paradise valley are not as obnoxious as scottsdalians; although I'm sure there are just as many boob jobs in pv.

The worst part of paradise valley in the Barry Goldwater statue in the middle of a busy intersection.
girl a: I live in scottsdale. My parents got me a bmw for my birthday and I am spoiled.

girl b: Oh, I live in Paradise Valley. For my birthday, my parents got me a lexus and a berkshire hathaway class a stock (brk.a).

girl a: that is soooo stupid. why do you want a stock?

girl b: I want to invest more so that I don't run out of money, like you!
by WARREN EDWARD BUFFETT January 3, 2009
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pickles on parade

A bad situation to be in. An unfortunate ocurrence.
Ah, I see. Well this IS pickles on parade. For both of us, mind you.
by Mark Blue September 26, 2007
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Lesbian Porn Paradox

Try this scenario: Girl 1 is born at 1:30 am in Paris, France on January 2nd. So on every document her birthday is listed as January 2nd.
Exactly one minute later, Girl 2 is born in Boston. In Boston it is 6:31 pm on January 1st. So Girl 2's documents all list her as being born on January 1st, while Girl 1 is listed as born on January 2nd, even though she (1) is older.
Girl 1 and Girl 2 meet up in Los Angeles on January 1st and decide to make a lesbian porn the minute they are both 18. So on January 1st at 3:32 Pm West Coast Time (6:32 PM Boston Time, 1:32 am Paris Time) the cameras start rolling and they get to some hot lesbian action.
Since they are in California, where it is the evening of January 1st, Girl 1 is considered 17, since her documents list her birthday as January 2nd (Though she is exactly 18 years and 2 minutes old). Girl 2 is considered 18, since her documents list her as being born on January 1st.
If the girls make 3 copies of this tape and hand the first copy to Friend A in LA, mail the 2nd copy to Friend B in Boston, and e-mail 3rd copy to Friend C in Paris. Are any of these copies not child porn?
Here about that Lesbian Porn Paradox? Not sure if it was really child porn.
by theotherneuguy September 20, 2010
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Paradour

Someone you like but don't like-like. A pun on paramour and adore. Rarely reciprocal, because what really is in this crazy, mixed-up world?
After she broke up with him, Guillermo couldn't help but become Leah's paradour, but she had hurt him too much for them to ever get back together.
by PBMax March 9, 2008
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dunbar paradox

when a guy likes a girl for a really really really long time and never talks to her or when a guy dates a really ugly girl.
your in a dunbar paradox for dating her.
by jose julio juan alberto September 27, 2012
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Pathway to Paradise

The thick, short line of hair leading from a man's belly button down to his pubic hair.
"In retrospect, getting my belly button pierced to accentuate my pathway to paradise was a bad idea."
by Suck It Wilde September 4, 2009
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parading the guards

v.phrase. Exposing one's genitals in public if one is royalty.

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I say! Prince Harry has been parading the guards rather a lot lately. It just isn't cricket old boy. I think it all started when his great-granny started letting the corgis out.
by gnostic1 September 24, 2012
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