Pandemonica

Objectively the best soft girl, and the sexiest sadist you will find. Give this secretary looking seductress coffee for either a whooping good time, or a trip to the hospital.

Pandemonica broke my fingers again, I can't afford the fucking hospital bills

by HedheryDredgery March 26, 2021

Pandora’s Milk Carton

Pandora’s Milk Carton is when you put an entire school lunch in a full carton of school skim choccy milk it is extremely disgusting

My Friend made Pandora’s Milk Carton in the School Cafeteria, it was so disgusting.

by Za hando May 18, 2021

Pandemisexual

Pandemisexual, is the combination of the sexual orientations pansexual and demisexual. Pandemisexual is the attraction to individuals regardless of gender, apart from only being capable to have a sexual attraction to one of either feminine or masculine individuals of any gender. One would have to have a deep emotional connection to have a sexual attraction towards one of either feminine or masculine individuals of any gender.

My sexuality is pandemisexual.

by The Coochie Connoisseur January 31, 2022

Pandemicologist

An individual who believes they are an expert when its comes to pandemics despite no formal qualifications, claiming to have all the up-to-date advice, statistics and attempts to persuade others to follow their instructions.

Mr X thinks he's a pandemicologist, forcing us to follow his draconian laws despite not having any health knowledge or public health qualifications.

by JA7 January 23, 2023

pandemic project

A project started during the pandemic (2020-2022) and is most likely losing money at this point. Can include cars, crypto, or any other inflated asset class during this era.

Toshiro purchased a 78 Corvette as a pandemic project and currently has 5k in it over the book value.

Kevin put his entire savings into buying Dogecoin as a pandemic project to help buy a house but we all know how that went.

by Hipsters4President July 15, 2023

Emola Pandemic

A newly discovered widespread disease with over 1000 confirmed cases. All victims share the same symptoms first starting with partial blindness and then an urge to burrow needlessly. Eventually the victim will lose its mind and burrow underground until they starve themselves.

Do you think Obamacare covers the Emola Pandemic?

by Denny Molden October 22, 2014

There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life

The act of roasting physics teachers and messaging the whole sixth form about why attending a banter fest during a global pandemic is an inadvisable thing to do.

Physics teacher: Hey guys I organised a banter fest for you next Monday. It'll be really fun!
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*

by discordmyiscord August 13, 2020