The Golden Parachute

When a guy stands up and proceeds to urinate all over the sheets while his female companion is sleeping underneath them.

"I woke up with a morning boner and the bitch wouldn't fuck me so I gave her the Golden Parachute and then left for work"

by Sir Fraz March 30, 2009

parachute pussy

very large pussy lips that flap in the wind...... whistle sounds

whistle sounds (jane did you hear that? yes dick, what do you think it was? damn jane im sorry my dick is so big it made your pussy a parachute)In turn u have a parachute pussy

by ballsoffury July 10, 2006

pikachu

a fat ass mouse that takes steroids so much that electricity comes from their cheeks also they can run really fast

pikachu cant go to the Olympics

by david losada April 9, 2008

Calm down Pikachu

A phrase used to tell someone to settle down, i.e. when they are too frisky.

He was acting crazy so I screamed "Calm down Pikachu!" in a pseudo-Japanese-infant voice.

by No Dutch December 12, 2003

Pikachuing

When you are anally penetrating a woman and she has a sneezing fit, so you jiz earlier

"My girl started pikachuing last night and it felt amazing

by Nando1888 March 1, 2015

green headband pikachu

the greatest super smash brothers brawl character. green headband pikachu, is found by going to pikachu, clicking x/y twice, and is wearing the headband from brendan in pokeman advance emerald.

he is owned by Clint, and wins by default against all other pikachu's in brawl

green headband pikachu:best ssbb character in the game

by Ckazz October 5, 2009

Pikachu

A bitch rat that butt fucks little people and chipmunks. The yellow coloration is due to its ability to urinate on its self. The red on its cheeks is from Ash, its trainer. Ash stabbed Pikachu there after pikachu tried to butt rape Ash. The butt ass ugly rat thing was stated to be eaten by Puff the weed dragon after Pikachu stuck its genitalia into Puff's anus.

Pikachu ran up to Puff and stuck its penis into the dragon's ass. Then, Puff took a dump on pikachu because he was high. Then Puff ate pikachu.

Ash butt raped pikachu after pikachu began humping ash's leg.

by Joe Shmoe Shwartz November 26, 2011