Potato

Potato is what someone says when they try to be random because they are under the belief that by being random they instantly and unarguably become cooler and funnier. This is about as wrong as the entire 2016 election.

Teacher: 3xa-2=1. What is a?
Student: Uh haha, potato!
Teacher: Fuck off Harry, this is why your parents are divorced!

by Jess doesn't like me anymore July 17, 2019

Potato

A legendary item under the power of god.

Person1: Hi
Person2: Potato.

by OP potato April 11, 2020

Potato

Eat a person, they die, eat a potato, it dies

Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die

by CrakHed57 November 23, 2020

Potato

The food of the gods

Potato
Oof

by Potato frog need oof March 22, 2019

Potato

A food or smth idk

that's a fucking potato you fucking moron

by Idontknow:/ April 7, 2021

That’s potatoes

1. A generalized term of approval or agreement. Syn. "hell yeah" or "I know that’s right" or "period".

2. An expression of disbelief or disgust. Syn. “That’s ick”

She looks crusty today. Mmm that’s potatoes.

by LL Cool Jones March 6, 2023

Potato

A unit of currency. When used in this sense, the plural is "potato." Related units of currency are the turnip, the goat, etc.

I will pay you seven potato to marry my daughter.

by MangMang April 11, 2015