Bean Peen

If you have a bean peen you have a tiny penis the size of a pento bean

Augh you have a bean peen

by anonymous December 4, 2019

Hulk Peen

When you beat your peen so hard that it looks green and dented

Bro, I gave myself a hulk peen yesterday.

by guacamolepen15 May 20, 2019

Congan Peen

Term for the penises of residents of the Congo, which has the largest national average penis size of any country at a whopping 7.13 inches on average

"My nibba over here got a 8 inch shlong"
"yeah bro he's got a serious congan peen"

by peennibbaPPXD May 28, 2019

Microscopic Peen

Basically what the word is

Justin Beaver took off his pants and Selena needed a microscope to see his Microscopic Peen

by fucboi27 August 4, 2019

MAD PEEN

Used to describe activities that sluts partake in

Guy 1: You hear about tracy
Guy 2: Nah fam, what about her?
Guy 1: I heard she started sucking MAD PEEN

by DommnSub January 8, 2018

Paranormal Peen

The vessel for the Semen Seance.

Bro prep the Paranormal Peen for the Semen Seance.

by The butter man January 14, 2020

non-peen

Adj. To actively not be a total dick. The antonym to "You're a dick". Can be used to describe the ever so rare "decent man", women and members of the LGBTQIA+ community. Habitually used to compliment one's personality.

He was a total non-peen, which is surprising because he's cis, white and a man!
Maybe try and be more of a non-peen like Harry Styles or Bill Nye 'cause you're making me regret liking men.
She called me a non-peen and it was the first time she had complimented me in 47 years!

by TomatoIsAFruit August 9, 2020