2 definitions by guacamolepen15

Texas Holder

A sex position where you put 1 bullet into a revolver and spin the cylinder. You then put the revolver into her asshole and shoot if the bullet doesn't come out then you fuck her if not you hold down the fort until the cops come

Hey girl wanna do Texas Holder

by guacamolepen15 May 21, 2019

Hulk Peen

When you beat your peen so hard that it looks green and dented

Bro, I gave myself a hulk peen yesterday.

by guacamolepen15 May 21, 2019