ostridge

an ostridge is when you dig a hole in the ground and put a bitches head in there and you rail the shit out of her with ur penis it can be done in the ass or the vagina it doesnt matter

joe gave jane the ostridge because she was being a bitch

by joe brown pimp king May 3, 2005

ostrich

A fake online identity. Common uses for ostriches include assisting a primary account in online games, voting in polls, posting effectively anonymous comments, etc.

I have a bunch of ostriches in Mafia Wars so that they can get me items I need.

Nick: Who's that D&D Matt guy on Tom's Facebook page?
Chad: I don't know -- I think he might be an ostrich.

by John 1955s October 4, 2009

Ostritch

a seedy looking man who thinks hes a teacher and a good one but isn't. He is also sexist and likes to tell people off and send them outside for something someone else did. Also like to play movies really loud and has an irritating voice. Oh and watch out for the look people its deadly.

Bob: Omg what is that
Fred: it's the ostritch RUN!!!

by Chodus chomper September 9, 2010

Ostarine

An illegal drug that Clemson football players take to improve their performance while their coach lies and says the drug is found in everything.

Ostarine is literally found in everything

by Comrade Gamecock January 7, 2019

The One and Only Bad Ass Ostrich

Alternate name for D Unit. "Bad Ass Ostrich" was his first hit single on the album, "Bitches Only Want Your Portfolio".

YO! What's an EMU? Well, think of an ostrich...its a BAD ASS OSTRICH!

You be straight trippin like the One and Only Bad Ass Ostrich.

by The One and Only Bad Ass Ostrich April 14, 2004

ostricock

An animal with the body of an ostrich without a neck or head, Replace both of them with a giant cock. (: Sometimes conused with "Cockstich"

I was REALLY high and I looked out of a window at a friends house and saw a(n) Ostricock.

Smokey McPot; "Hey man, I saw one of those Ostricocks you were talking about at the zoo the other day"
Bud O'blunt; "Yeah dude, You had to be super high because I saw one of those at my friends house!"

by lulcano September 1, 2009

unabashed ostrich

If you have always before been up-to-date on the news, domestic and globally (and not just in terms of our military interests), but since the Ascension of Donald Trump, you simply cannot tolerate the news in any form, and you are not the least bit ashamed about this, for you are doing your work for those (and what, e.g., the arts) he is hurting, you are an unabashed ostrich.

You don't get to be an unabashed ostrich unless you are actually being of service in the world, which compensates for knowing absolutely nothing about this cardboard pseudo-government's operations.

"Now that the AIDS Council report is finished, I am going home to watch SNL—my only news source," laughed Jill, an unabashed ostrich.

by SAJESQNYC March 20, 2017