ostricock

An animal with the body of an ostrich without a neck or head, Replace both of them with a giant cock. (: Sometimes conused with "Cockstich"

I was REALLY high and I looked out of a window at a friends house and saw a(n) Ostricock.

Smokey McPot; "Hey man, I saw one of those Ostricocks you were talking about at the zoo the other day"
Bud O'blunt; "Yeah dude, You had to be super high because I saw one of those at my friends house!"

ostricock by lulcano September 1, 2009

OstrichCamel 

The concept of a man or woman who has both sexual reproductive organs mixed into a single, convenient & complex organ. A person with an OstrichCamel can cause their penis to protrude out of their vagina or retract it back in, thus revealing their OstrichCamel.

Despite rumor, this does not enable the host to act as an asexual being. However, two hosts who both have OstrichCamels have more control over intercourse in the following ways: (1) the ability to choose the baby’s gender (with concentration) and, (2) When one person retracts their penis into their vagina, the other person's penis automatically protrudes.

Ron: "You have an OstrichCamel?”
Susan: “Is that going to be a problem?”
Ron: “Nah. Just keep it in vagina mode when you’re with me.”

Dr. Jackson: "Why doesn't it hurt you when I kick your balls?"
Homeless man: "Because I have an OstrichCamel."
Dr. Jackson: "Oh ok."

OstrichCamel by tothewillymobile October 4, 2010

ostrichcodes

a made up youtuber of which people pretend existed and did live streams of him watching olive the ostrich for 24 hours

he got famous off a meme made of him.

Jess: omg remember ostrichcodes?
Henry: no? what's ostrichcodes??
Jess: omg he was my childhood
Liv: oh yes I remember ostrichcodes!

ostrichcodes by ostrichcodesisreal January 1, 2024