Slab

A slab is an intensely large hunk of dark, milk and/or white chocolate covered in a variety of toppings which include nuts, berries, sprinkles and other particles of candy and is mainly sold at Dean & Deluca around the holidays.

I ate an entire slab and now I feel sick.

by Slabtastic January 20, 2009

slab fest

a festive time after exams when mates get together to consume exesive amounts of alchol. 24 cans/bottles must be consumed to become a member of the exclusive team

by davies June 1, 2003

slab donkey

A huge Atlantic flounder

Damn, chuck just caught himself a slab donkey

by Ivannahumparot May 11, 2018

mini slab

A small glassy wave

" wow, look at those mini slabs!"

by Jjsalas November 18, 2016

slab wagon

A small red car similar to that of Postman Pat. Used for gross sex acts.

Can't wait to get him / her into the slab Wagon.

by JSandwich April 5, 2015

slab of ham

According to John Podhoretz,
Cate Blanchett is a giant slab of ham.

John Podhoretz:
'Unpopular opinion:Cate Blanchett is basically a giant slab of ham'

by Moas March 18, 2019

Slab of poontang

A way of showing your appreciation of a females attractiveness in a manly way.

That is a nice slab of poontang

by Holmesit May 5, 2011