In surfing, a slang term for a surfer's shoulders. One may have salt and peppered (freckled), hot sauced (sun-burned), ham (huge as a mother) and other varieties of omelettes.
Cody: Whooaaa, Brad check out that chick's shoulders!
Brad: Brah, she's got some three egg omelettes...
Brad: Brah, she's got some three egg omelettes...
by wordybirdie September 5, 2018
Get the Omelettesmug. When a mixture of diarrhea and toilet bowl water splashes up on your butt as a result of an explosive diarrhea splash. Similar to Poseidon’s Kiss, only much more messy.
Sam just told me he had a huge Havana Brown Omelette this morning. Apparently it was so bad he had to take a shower bc toilet paper couldn’t get the job done.
by Benjo Basilisk August 24, 2021
Get the Havana Brown Omelettemug. The California Omelette is the act of filling a squirt gun tank with vaginal discharge and smegma and using it to soak your enemies. Often times, urine is added to the mix to thin out the thick cheese-like discharges.
by Mega Hemroids February 26, 2021
Get the California Omelettemug. by gargantuanD June 24, 2022
Get the bacon omelettemug. To store a Tupperware full of semen in a communal fridge.
Derived from the practice of Valencia school students who store semen samples in publicly-accessible cold-storage facilities.
Derived from the practice of Valencia school students who store semen samples in publicly-accessible cold-storage facilities.
by Buggles21 May 8, 2021
Get the Valencia Omelettemug. A sex move where a guy sticks an egg in a girls vagina and the guys fucks her so hard that he scrambled the egg.
Bro I was hella hungry one night so I but I didn’t have my frying pan so I had to give here the Russian omelette.
by WhiskeredPP December 22, 2020
Get the Russian Omelettemug. by mikerowcock October 20, 2023
Get the ear omelettemug.