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by Larstait November 5, 2003

Male Order Slut

(n.) sort of like a mix between a blind date and a booty call, it's the skank you dig up for the bro who came to visit your college and wants to get laid.

Guy 1- "Dude, I'm ballin' down to Tha Burg tonight!"
Guy 2- "Good shit, we need to party!"
Guy 1- "Yeah man, I need some pussy bad! Wanna hook me up?"
Guy 2- "Oh, I got a perfect male order slut just waiting for ya, champ!"
Guy 1- "Glorious! I'ma get my dick wet!"

by Da Sperminator February 25, 2011

well out of order

Made popular by British comedy character Vicky Pollard. Meaning "you are wrong"

"Don't gimme me evils, minge. You're WELL out of order!"

by Marqooo September 26, 2006

restraining order

The ultimate certificate of devotion.

Phoebe: Where are the seats?
Ross: Uh, middle balcony.
Phoebe: Okay, now would you say that's more than 50 yards away from Sting, his wife, or a member of his family?
Ross: Yeah.
Phoebe: Then that's not breaking the law. I'm there!
restraining order.

by PhoebeBuffay December 16, 2007

order in the court

a sexual maneuver in which the male kneels on the female's shoulders and then proceeds to slap her on the forehead with his wang while yelling "order in the court!"

F:"not now honey, i'm tired..."
M: >thwap thwap thwap< ORDER IN THE COURT! ORDER IN THE COURT!

by myname April 4, 2004

Order Bombing

Intentionally adding in items to a person's order while the person behind the counter is not looking at the original customer. This act is most useful at fast food restaurants (i.e McDonalds, KFC, Red Rooster, School canteen).

James is the best at Order Bombing. he got that guy so well, the lunch lady came back with 2 meat pies and a sausage roll, all he wanted was a drink.

by Jewis August 6, 2008

Order Dessert

A Sly way to ask if a person is gay or not.
usually used online and is an alternative version of “do you listen to girl in red”

hot guy: hey
you: hi, do you, you know, order dessert?🥺
hot guy: yeah...i do

by gawkgawk100:3 May 6, 2020