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nontheist 

A person who does not follow or believe in the validity of any man-made explanation for why all things exist or how all things came to be. They may have theories, thoughts or opinions of their own, but acknowledge that there is no reason to fully believe in them.
To be a true nontheist, one must come to grips with the reality that this is probably the only life and existence they will ever know.
nontheist by Dave is Floating December 9, 2008
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1) (Noun)
Material of a larger work (literary or otherwise) that is lacking in substance, attraction or worth, and therefore provides nothing to its supposed audience: The direct opposite of content (noun), usually generated when the author/creator is lazy, apathetic, takes their audience for granted and/or has abandoned the larger work summarily.

Used primarily to describe the substance of Internet web sites.

2) (Noun) (Variant)
Something expressed through some medium, as speech, writing, etc; that is empty or devoid of any substantive matter, whose only purpose is to perpetuate or justify the existence of the container/medium within it exists.

Related: Filler
1) "This Website hasn't been updated in ages! Instead of news, information or downloads, it's just had months and months of nontent."

"I stopped visiting ResExcellence.com months ago, thanks to all the nontent there."

2) "That film was a waste of time. It basically had 1-2 watchable sequences, but the rest was nontent."
Nontent by Doug7 January 9, 2009

nontheist 

A person who does not believe in a theistic personal god.
All atheists are nontheists, but not all nontheists are atheists.
nontheist by vagyok October 24, 2007

nontrepreneur

A person who claims to be self-employed, a small business owner, or an entrepreneur, but really just sits around all day thinking about those things. Nontrepreneurs frequently boast about "flexible" work hours, being their own boss, and not working for "the man." However, unlike entrepreneurs, they rarely start profitable businesses that provide a valuable good or service to the economy. Instead, they usually get wrapped up in pyramid schemes.
Successful person: "Hi, I'm Jim. I am a journalist. What do you do for a living?"
Nontrepreneur: "Hi, Jim. I'm sorry to hear that. While you were at the office today, I was on the beach taking a break from work. I am able to do that because I run my own company, and don't have to be a part of the ratrace like everyone else. My earnings potential is unlimited. If you have a few minutes, I'd like to discuss an opportunity for you to change your life forever - but you have to act now, or you might miss out."

Nontheist 

Kinda like an atheist but not a dick about it. Also doesn't mention it in every conversation that ever did a thing. You aren't the opposite of a theist, you're just not a theist.
"Yo do you believe in god?"
"Nah, I'm a nontheist."
The conversation thus ceases.
Nontheist by Frumblr May 12, 2014

Nontastic 

The state of being NOT fantastic. In the same vein as underwhelmed.
This has been a nontastic week so far.

Mom made liver and onions for dinner...it was nontastic.
Nontastic by Momof4AK February 4, 2010

nontroversy 

The result when either left or right-wing, knee-jerk reactionists try to make something seem controversial, when basically it's not.
"For all the hot air being blown about the room last night by both the Conservatives and the Liberals, it all added up to one big NONTROVERSY."
nontroversy by Les Newman February 11, 2008