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Noble Moment

cannot be easily defined; must be felt in the moment; however, generally this is when a friend does or says something clumsy or absent-minded
*walking down street and hears girls’ laughter*

Noble: “Man they some laddies lassin’”
Friend: “NOBLE MOMENT”
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Chris Noble his ass

To beat up a underclassmen as a senior and losing your athletics scholarship
Daniel Chris Noble his ass and lost that D-1 basketball scholarship to the University of Houston
by pooplessccheng March 28, 2023
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Noble

A name for someone that is tall and loses to benny in arm wrestle every time
and has the worst argument skills
Alia: Hey Noble s so fine
Benny:Ew not that noble
by NobleHater March 31, 2023
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noble prize

an award given out yearly for being the shittiest employee at barnes and noble WITHOUT getting fired.
"man look at Tim. hes late everyday, comes in high as hell, drinks all the coffee at the bar and sleeps on the reading sofa and hes STILL not been fired. hes a shoo-in for the noble prize this year".
by Raoulduke69 January 17, 2024
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the noble surprise

when someone at barnes and noble leaves a printed out dick pick photo in the book or magazine of their choice. the hope is that someone will open the book or mag and a dick pic will fall out so others can laugh at them.
"dude my grandma picked up a better homes and garden mag at barnes and noble and got the noble surprise right when her pastor walked by".
by Raoulduke69 January 17, 2024
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Noble Nelly Nooblet

There are many layers to the title Noble Nelly Nooblet, ‘ Noble’ From Middle English, from Old French noble, from Latin nōbilis, represents apart of this friend that is the most bodacious characteristic they own. They are always there for you and let you be 100% of yourself without judgment.

‘Nelly’ though this is often used to explain someone who is nosey or very much involved in the lives of others, in this instance it is used to describe the most curious parts of this person’s personality, they are always teaching you new things and taking you on whimsical adventures.
‘Nooblet’ comes from the new English slang often used in video game terminology to describe a person who does not know much or is lesser at the game , we use this word to close the title because they don’t know shit fuck about fuck , but somehow always end up being the leader of everyone in their lives.
“I wish he was my dad, what a noble Nelly nooblet
by Spooderman69788 December 6, 2023
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Noble price

What u get wen ur smart
Jaysus fucking Christ never got a noble price, y r ppl taking his book so seriously??
by EKimLipse December 6, 2023
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