Spam

Shit... the most annoying thing ever. I got a message the other day from some bitch saying her late father died, and she wants to share her money with me. She asked if she could use MY FUCKING BANK ACCOUNT. THAT'S BULLSHIT, WHY THE FUCK WOULD I LET ANYONE NEAR IT?!?! She says she has hundreds of thousands of dollars that she wants to share, but she would take couple thousand I have. There are 2 problems with that:

a. I'm not a dumbshit
b. I'm saving up for a car.

When someone sends you spam, send a nasty letter back! And I mean nasty, like, shit.

by A7X forever September 10, 2010

Spam

Useless words, posts, threads or other meaningless forms of communications.

"FUCK more spam..."

by Not Not Definately not KiwiMan January 15, 2010

Spam

1: Some nasty shit that is supposedly "Ham" in a can.
Was eaten alot in WWII and is known as a delicacy in Hawaii.

Boy 1: Dude....what is that!?!

Boy 2: Spam....Ham in a can.

Boy 1: Ive never seen a square chunk of ham....ew.

by Rackal June 26, 2009

Spam

Stuff
Posing
As
Meat

Dude 1: Wanna go get some spam?
Dude 2: Nah, I'd rather get some real meat.

by StellaLuna1234 February 20, 2010

spam

(noun) a large forehead
(verb) to slap someone on their forehead (usually while shouting "Spam!"

He's got a big spam.
Spam!

by boring bastard 2 August 8, 2009

Spam

Useless words, posts, threads or other meaningless forms of communications.

"FUCK more spam..."

by Not Not Definately not KiwiMan January 15, 2010

spam

spicy ham

Subject: this is not spam ... DON'T DISSAPOINT HER EVER AGAIN UP TO THREE MORE INCHES NO SURGERY REQUIRED

by ims phaianx wpqkdi s udeaayrjg July 5, 2003