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brass monkey

hard-boiled slang for a burden or handicap, akin to an albatross around one's neck or a mark of shame
"A prison record is a handicap, a brass monkey perched from the back of every man we choose. If the man starts giving us trouble, we simply turn that brass monkey against him. If a man turns from us, we add a full-scale smear campaign to the handicap of his prison record, and the man is ruined for life. Society will accept a man with one brass monkey, like a prison record, but two? Never." "The Brass Monkey," I was a Communist for the FBI, air date 4-9-53
by Crassius June 24, 2021
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Kick Brass

A kick ass, brass pussy magnet, sure to steal your woman's heart.

Jake Bailey, can purse his lips to near macro levels.
Ethan Tang, can please a woman before he even starts.

Coltan, and Oliver can suck better than a vacuum

And Mya, can slap flat and round things in ways you could never dream

Their unofficial publicist, Daddi thaddi
"Hey, dude! Did you hear Kick Brass play at the Oak Harbor Music Festival last weekend! They were FIRE!"
by Daddi Thaddi September 12, 2022
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The Brass Wind

When you stuck a fart out of a chicks ass with a Brass instrument such as a French Horn, or Baritone. Not to be confused with The Wood Wind.
I totally regret The Brass Wind from last night as I can still taste it.
by T- bag November 6, 2019
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brass hats

A term used to describe superiors, especially in a military context. Named as such because of the brass pins worn on military officers as decorations and/or medals in the past. Famously used by JFK during the Cuban Missle Crisis.

See also "the brass", a term also used to describe superiors.
These brass hats have one great advantage in their favor. If we listen to them, and do what they want us to do, none of us will be alive later to tell them that they were wrong. - John F. Kennedy
by D-MoneyUSA123 January 19, 2022
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Brass Buffalo

Similar to a brass monkey - the brass buffalo is a beverage made by taking several sips of beer and then mixing in several squirts of Heinz yellow mustard into it. It originated on nut farms in the countryside of the pacific northwest and is considered a delicacy.
Bro, pass the Heinz lets make some brass buffalos
by NiceFeet95 March 19, 2023
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brass rubbing

Touching of a ladies bottom without her knowing
As Lisa bent over, I gave her a quick brass rubbing
by Jimlad86 March 28, 2015
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brass knucks

See brass knuckles
A set of metal finger rings or guards attached to a transverse piece and worn over the front of the doubled fist for use as a weapon.
That boi stole mah hoe so I'ma fuck him up wit' ma brass knucks.
by Stevey Starling January 5, 2006
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