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a small child who is very clever but does not get a lot of sexual action, unless someone ends up science parters with him, then he gets the wrong idea of "experiment" ...
by wegfeghs May 28, 2010
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a nerd is a socially inept, awkward loser not necessarily a smart person. he/she can be an idiot, a dull, insipid, square bunghole who doesn't know how to party. a geek is not a nerd, just someone who has exceptional qualities and who is bankable. a geek rules the world whearas nerds are totally faceless.
Bill Gates and Steve Jobs are computer geeks, whereas Richard Simmons is a faggish nerd.
by Spider John September 13, 2004
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nerds are often associated with geeks but there are big differences between them. Nerds are often less socially skilled because they are interested in things that are not popular in wide stream society and are mostly shut ins unless they start their own social "guild" of nerds. there are often too upsessed with awesome things like computers, games, ect. i am proud to say im not a nerd i'm a geek!


a comic once said "a geek would see a harry potter movie, but a nerd would go to see harry potter, dressed as Harry potter.
by Zac 117 July 11, 2008
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A nerd is someone who is smart in all subjects, yet focuses on one subject to be a specific interest. There is a difference between a nerd and a geek. A geek would is a wanna-be nerd and can be identified as having a weird accent, pants up to tight, huge glasses and usually not the best looking person around. A nerd, however, does not have to be bad looking and can be accepted by other groups because of his/her other hobbies, such as sports and music.

One other thing to note is that there is something called geek-chic (which is a misnomer as geeks have bad taste and should be called nerd-chic). This style includes carrying a sports-equipment looking bag, small framed glasses and casual clothing.
Boy 1: Winston is such a nerd.
Boy 2: I know, what girl would date him?

Girl 1: Wow, did you see Winston with this glasses today? He looks hot!
Girl 2: I know. You gonna ask him out?
Girl 1: For sure!
by TheOrtonRevolution December 11, 2010
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Nerds are ugly low-self esteem subterranean human beings that usually spend hours of the day in their parents basement.
"mom can you go to the store please, i'm out of hot pockets, proactiv, and top ramen! also you mind turning up the thermostat!" said the nerd
by Chrisduh December 04, 2006
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Some fukin homo with glasses that thinks there all that and likes to hang out at the library. Also someone who plays counterstrike and loves to hack. (Hax0rs)
In general:
-they have no life
-they laugh like homos
-their scronny bitchez that can't fight
-they play c.s.
Gangsta: Yo bitch get out of my way or il knock you!
Nerd: Il p00n j00 at c.s.
Gangsta: Lets go biatch!
................ Next day
Nerd: You g0t PwN3D , I am l33t l33t 1337, You are a N00bz0rs.
Gangsta: *Knocks Him*
Nerd: *runs home, cries and plays some more counter-strike*
by Bubba_The_Retard June 23, 2006
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Real definition: an insult used in place of nastier words.


Textbook definition: a smart individual who is hated for their intellect.
real: "Jake, you nerd, get over here!"

or

"You nerd! you failed that test?"


textbook: that nerd got a 100% on their exam.
by youXdunnoXme June 17, 2005
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