slap-nap

Masturbation until passing out or falling asleep. The most pleasurable of mid day activities, except when your girlfriend lets you have anal.

With no class and his roommate at a phych exam, Nate indulged himself with a slap-nap.

by ryyyyan123456 March 7, 2008

Jerk Nap

Masturbation, followed by a power nap. Also known as "Hollywood Nap."

Brian came back to the campfire after a 25 minute jerk nap in his tent.

by Lord Graysac June 30, 2008

nap boner

when you wake up from a mid day slumber and have an erection.

My boss couldn't stand up because of his nap boner.

by Skeet Skeet Skeet Beavers September 30, 2010

Tac Nap

The art of having a tactical nap before a massive night out

James: Dude you ready for tonight?
Michael: Yeah I just had a fucking sweet tac nap

by Ryanman101 February 22, 2012

Deuce-nap

When you use the bathroom stall at work to catch up on some zzz's.

Hey Jen, hold my calls, I'm gonna take a quick deuce-nap.

by Eudai November 10, 2013

nap time

A time when married people with kids are supposed to have sex

Hey babe its nap time

by zackmonkey December 26, 2016

Granny Nap

When a person reaches age of 30 and feels inclined to take uncontrollable naps throghout the day. may also be linked to urinary incontinence.

I texted hayley ages ago, she must be having a granny nap the old bat.

by Sergeant-bathes-donkeys January 6, 2012