When two people mount onto fully erect men and have them charge at each other. Normally the first person to dismount, or if their ride softens is the looser.
by shaffinhime July 14, 2017
The act of slapping one's penis off of a victims forehead, leaving a bright red mark resembling that of an atomic mushroom cloud.
by tims1416 September 17, 2009
You use the phrase, "shiiiiTAKE (mushrooms)" where you might otherwise use the word, "shit"; such as if there are young children around or if you're on forums (or, "fora" if you want to be a dick about it) where the words shit and shittake are forbidden or censored (yes, a forum that I'm on censors the word shittake!!!).
{in a room where a toddler is present}: Gosh I don't want to go; I feel like shiiiiTAKE (mushrooms) this morning.
by Telephony October 22, 2019
A phallic contusion in the shape of a mushroom inflicted by a forceful blow of a penis to one's body.
by TubesteakNyourI May 16, 2003
A bruise, in the shape of a mushroom, obtained by being slapped with a large penis or penis-like object.
"Dude, I can't believe you goin' out with the new girl from accounting!"
"I'm gonna mushroom-bruise her ass, just for you. Just watch -- she won't be sittin' straight for a week."
"I'm gonna mushroom-bruise her ass, just for you. Just watch -- she won't be sittin' straight for a week."
by Dharma Midget September 07, 2016
When a girl wants your penis. "Mushroom" is the head of the penis.
Usually said by a friend, can be said about your self.
Usually said by a friend, can be said about your self.
Example #1-Friend
Jim- Dude, shirlena is totally on your mushroom right now.
John- Man I know, its kinda scary.
Example #2-Your self
John- Shirlena was trying to get on my mushroom last night.
Jim- Did you let her get on your mushroom?
John-Yeaaa boy!
Jim- Dude, shirlena is totally on your mushroom right now.
John- Man I know, its kinda scary.
Example #2-Your self
John- Shirlena was trying to get on my mushroom last night.
Jim- Did you let her get on your mushroom?
John-Yeaaa boy!
by Evilbert October 22, 2009
“I lay there," she wrote, "annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a mushroom dick like the character in Mario Kart." -Stormy Daniels
by real610phillyhoe September 18, 2018